Quotes tagged ‘Mexican’

“We have to be more Mexican than the Mexicans and more American than the Americans, both at the same time! It’s exhausting!”

— Gregory Nava, Abraham Quintanilla, Edward James Olmos, imdb.com

“My wife’s Mexican. She’s not like, jump out at you Mexican, you know? I’m not saying that Mexicans jump out at you, but there is some occasional jumping.”

— Patricia Maya Schneider, Rob, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“Yeah Stevie, I'm pretty sure the guy I'm looking for didn't direct the fucking Blair Witch Project. Just forget you ever heard the name Eduardo Sanchez. Forget that he supposedly lives in a village near here. Forget that he is not Mexican, but a gringo.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Whenever I look at a Mexican I will think of you. Whenever you look at that jackass you think of me, OK?”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“A goddamn Mexican standoff in fuckin' Mexico. I was hoping to get into one of these before I left.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Police Chief Grady: I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy? Officer Smy: Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA! Rabbit: I don't get it. Tacos? Thorny: They think I'm Mexican. Rabbit: You're not Mexican?”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Chief Grady, Daniel Von Bargen, imdb.com

“Ramon: My mother's Swedish. Tommy aka White Knife: I don't think so. I reckon she's Mexican. Ramon: Lying bitch!”

— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Ramon, Rob Schneider, imdb.com

“Ash: Alright, look, we get this done quick enough, we might have time to stop for churros. And look, that's not a racist thing, Pablo. That's just a great dessert. Pablo: You know I'm not Mexican, right? Ash: That's the spirit!”

— Sean Clements, Pablo Simon Bolivar, Ray Santiago, imdb.com

“Milk comes from Mexicans? Oh my God, what's cereal made from?!”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.com

“Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“What do you call a mexican with down syndrome? Juan extra chromosome...”

— SzechuanSauce16, reddit.com

“What's the name of the Mexican that loses his car? Carlos.”

— Simba2204, reddit.com

“Is there something besides 'Mexican' you prefer to be called? Something less offensive?”

— B.J. Novak,, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

“Unless the United States builds a wall, Mexicans will swarm across the border, enroll in law school en masse, and eventually become biased judges”

— Donald Trump, newyorker.com