Quotes tagged ‘Murder’

“Bad Guy: But know this: one stupid move, and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts. Shawn: Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Your father isn’t here to rescue your son. He’s here to murder him.”

— David H. Goodman, Robert Hull, Peter Pan, Robbie Kay, imdb.com

“Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.”

— Andy Berman, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Lana: That since we are going to die tomorrow, we should have sex. Archer: Are you kidding? After seeing a tiger get murdered? Lana, I'm not in the mood! ...I mean, if you want to, I can watch while you masturbate, but just so you know, my heart's not going to be into it. It's going to be with that…”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Emma Brand: Aye, Sheriff, I come to report a murder. Sheriff Andy Taylor: A murder? Emma Brand: That's right. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Somebody's been murdered? Emma Brand: Yes. Sheriff Andy Taylor: Who? Emma Brand: Me! Sheriff Andy Taylor: You? Emma Brand: Yes, and I'll tell you who done it! That lady…”

— Jack Elinson, Charles Stewart, Sheriff Andy Taylor, Andy Griffith, imdb.com

“Richie: Well, maybe we should do something again sometime. Shirley: Anything but murder, mister.”

— Fred Fox Jr., Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com

“I apply foot to ass. And match lead for lead. I put murderers in handcuffs. I don't just seek justice. I stalk it.”

— Christian Taylor, Nathan Louis Jackson, Misty Knight, Simone Missick, imdb.com

“[in voiceover] And that's when we started to plan the murder. What to wear, what to bring. In murder, as in life, planning is everything.”

— Debra Frank, Carl Sautter, David Addison Jr., Bruce Willis, imdb.com

“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter. I will kill your wife. I will kill your son. I will kill your infant daughter.”

— Vince Gilligan, Gus Fring, Giancarlo Esposito, imdb.com

“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!”

— Gennifer Hutchison, Walter White, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com

“No, she was never gone. She was with me. We should have been forever, and I—I let her be dead. She’s really dead. And I killed her.”

— Drew Greenberg, Willow Rosenberg, Alyson Hannigan, imdb.com

“Jake: How does a guy facing a murder charge even get bail? Quinn: By being rich and white.”

— Heather Mitchell, Shonda Rhimes, Quinn Perkins, Katie Lowes, imdb.com

“Well it’s like how many evildoers do you have to kill before you become one yourself, you know?”

— Kate Robin, Claire Fisher, Lauren Ambrose, imdb.com

“Ed Blomquist: Today's your lucky day, Mike. I've got Dodd Gerhardt in the trunk of my car. You want him? Mike Milligan: Sir, if I kiss you when we meet, would that be inappropriate?”

— Bob DeLaurentis, Ed Blomquist, Jesse Plemons, imdb.com

“That's the problem with a family business. Now, if one of my men defies me, puts a deal in jeopardy, I take his arm. If he talks out of turn, I take his tongue. But you, your children, your grandchildren...what are you willing to do to show us you're committed?”

— Steve Blackman, Joe Bulo, Brad Garrett, imdb.com

“Killing me doesn't save you. One day you will find yourself standing right here. God doesn't take men like us peacefully while we sleep.”

— Vladimir Cvetko, Courtney A. Kemp, Felipe Lobos, Enrique Murciano, imdb.com

“Hugo: You were supposed to kill him. Tommy: I guess I forgot.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, Gary Lennon, imdb.com

“My father never really got to know the internet all grown up, and the internet never really got to know my father—except as a murder victim.”

— Gabrielle Birkner, broadly.vice.com

“I won't rest until the man that killed our daughter is dead.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com

“I am going to find the thing you care about the most, and I am going to kill it.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Eve Polastri, Sandra Oh, imdb.com