“I'm a full-time dad. I'm a working parent. I'm a mother and a father. I'm a guy who reads parenting books and cookbooks before I go to sleep. I spend my weekends buying tutus. I'm learning to sew. I'm Mr. Napkin Head!”— Nancy Meyers, Graham, Jude Law, imdb.com
“I worked out the message. One word. Know what it is? Stay. It says stay, Dad.”— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Murphy "Murph" Cooper, Jessica Chastain, imdb.com
“Once you're a parent, you're the ghost of your children's future.”— Jonathan Nolan, Christopher Nolan, Coop, Liam Dickinson, imdb.com
“She's lovely. It's not an ideal situation but she adores my son. Now how can you be a sensible parent and not feel warmly towards someone who adores your child? That is practically antisocial.”— Victor Levin, Arlene Bloom, Glenn Close, imdb.com
“My father was treated like dirt. I was treated like dirt. My children won't be.”— Jenny Bicks, P.T. Barnum, Hugh Jackman, imdb.com
“Maybe you shoulda raised a man... instead of some girly little bitch.”— Mark L. Smith, John Fitzgerald, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“Sarabi: Your son's awake. Mufasa: Before sunrise, he's your son.”— Irene Mecchi, King Mufasa (voice), James Earl Jones, imdb.com
“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV…sitting down with your kids…and hitting them?”— J. Stewart Burns, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: Never try.”— Jace Richdale, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“We are not husband and wife anymore. We’re just business partners. And our job is to raise those kids.”— Bill Dubuque, Mark Williams, Marty Byrde, Jason Bateman, imdb.com
“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.”— Jim Valvano, amazon.com
“The world is obviously in urgent need of more feminists and more good feminist men.”— Amy Odell, refinery29.com
“Hilda: Now! Now! Be careful pointing your finger at people, it could be way too dangerous! Sabrina: You're pointing at me, so isn't that dangerous? Hilda: I have the safety on, of course.”— Barney Cohen, Kathryn Wallack, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com
“Wow, we rolled three gutter balls on these kids, huh?”— Seth MacFarlane, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“Lois Griffin: Oh no, Stewie's havin' a tantrum. Come here, sweetie. [Stewie bites her thumb] Lois Griffin: Ow! Screw you, you little turd!”— Shawn Reis, Artie Johann, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“Meg Griffin: I MATTER! Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg, you don't matter!”— Richard Appel, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Peter Griffin: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high? Lois Griffin: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones.”— Danny Smith, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com
“Aunt Bee Taylor: Anything wrong? Andy Taylor: Afraid so. Aunt Bee Taylor: Why? What happened? Andy Taylor: Well, it looks like Opie's gettin' hisself in the habit of stretchin' the truth a little out of shape. Aunt Bee Taylor: Opie lying? Oh, I can't believe it. Andy Taylor: Sure looks like it. Aunt…”— Harvey Bullock, Aunt Bee, Frances Bavier, imdb.com
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”— Becky Mann, Audra Sielaff, David Hornsby, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com