Quotes tagged ‘Pedophile’

“I’m not a pedophile. But if I was…Macaulay Culkin’s the first kid I’m fucking, I’ll tell you that right now.”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“I admit I fuck with all the ladies, that's both older and young ladies. But tell me how they call it pedophile because that shit is crazy.”

— R. Kelly, genius.com

“Pedophile: So, uh, which boy is yours? Stan: The hot one, duh.”

— Jeff Kauffmann, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Have you seen any recent pictures of Kerrianne? She's all Fiona. Gorgeous. Reaching that magical change; tight little curves, breasts popping. Timely, actually. Fiona's look's fading. Can hardly catch an edge anymore. But Kerrianne...the thoughts that enter my brain. Impure, awful, I think. But then…”

— Stevie Long, Dave Erickson, James "Jimmy" O'Phelan, imdb.com

“Hello and welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the 'Child Molester' —it comes with candy. Get it?”

— Jim Dauterive, Loren Bouchard, Louise Belcher, Kristen Schaal, imdb.com

“Yes it is true! I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. I need a username and I have a great one. Little Kid Lover. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.”

— Mindy Kaling, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, amazon.com

“The man who kidnapped and raped me was a manipulative, antisocial, and narcissistic pedophile. He was not clinically psychotic or delusional. He was just an evil man.”

— Elizabeth A. Smart, Chris Stewart, amazon.com