Quotes tagged ‘Porn’

“Morty: And also, knock next time, you know? I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm fourteen! I got a computer in here, you know? Jerry: Oh, I, uh... I think I understa— Morty: You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man. Jerry: I get it. Say no more. Morty: I mean one o…”

— Mike McMahan, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“The easiest place for women to get their thrills? On their phones.”

— Marie Claire Magazine, marieclaire.com

“We all think we want to have sex for the average length of a porn scene, but in reality, the average man is lucky to last seven minutes and most women seem to be content to finish somewhere between 10 to 30 minutes of knockin’ boots.”

— Bridget Phetasy, melmagazine.com

“Porn is liberating if you're involved with it as you learn so much about your body and what you like.”

— Jessie Andrews, dazeddigital.com

“I’ve probably only slept with 100 people because you end up working with the same people over and over again. Doing porn is actually much cleaner than going to a bar and hooking up with some guy.”

— Jessie Andrews, gq.com.au

“Technically, it is my job to get dicks to grow...which I have a pretty good record of doing judging by my long career in front of/behind the camera in porn.”

— Stormy Daniels, twitter.com

“Being in the adult industry, I’ve developed a thick skin and maybe a little bit of a dark sense of humor. But nothing could truly prepare someone for this.”

— Stormy Daniels, washingtonpost.com

“I got into porn right at the perfect time, when porn stars mattered. Porn stars back then, they were big, glamorous. You walked into a room, you turned heads. Everybody knew who you were because they actually had to buy your product or DVDs, everything. Porn was so naughty, but everybody watched it.…”

— Jesse Jane, gq.com

“I cleaned up this nut bag's laptop. The guy was a torture porn connoisseur. The dude makes Rick James seem Amish...”

— Virgil Williams, Penelope Garcia, Kirsten Vangsness, imdb.com

“I’d love to learn another language, but there’s too much porn to watch.”

— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com

“Come on, man, I know Sam, OK, better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean, the guy feels guilty surfing the Internet for porn.”

— Raelle Tucker, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com

“Rose: Oh, Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera? Blanche: I think it's okay as long as you've already had at least three dates.”

— Winifred Hervey, Rose Nylund, Betty White, imdb.com

“I was addicted to porn. I know, billion-dollar industry. Just me. Right? I was addicted to porn. You know. And, you know. You know. I was 15 minutes late, everywhere. I got some witnesses. When you watch too much porn, you know what happens? Here’s what happens to you. You become, like, sexually aut…”

— Chris Rock, scrapsfromtheloft.com

“I was watching porn last night when my grandmother walked in... Not the best way to find out what she does for a living.”

— azcaon, reddit.com

“When I was a kid, I always had to wait up till midnight and hope HBO was showing a documentary about some woman orgasming in the woods. Now you can watch 24-year-olds getting sodomized during recess.”

— Harris Danow, Jack Briggs, Kyle Bornheimer, imdb.com

“Porn is a clear example of how our culture is feeding the disease of addiction. The natural impulse to have sex becomes a compulsion to masturbate. The attraction to connect is culturally translated by pornography into a numb and lonely staring strum at broken digital ghosts. The most physically cre…”

— Russell Brand, amazon.com

“What are porn stars paid? Income.”

— DX-Mary, reddit.com

“Dad says to son: "Okay, time to talk about sex" Son: "Dad, I'm 27, what do you want to talk about?" Dad: "Show me how to watch porn on a phone”

— Axemic, reddit.com

“What is Stephan Hawking's favorite porn genre? Ebony. The dude loves black holes.”

— amnesic_historian, reddit.com

“I find much of hardcore pornography tasteless.”

— Hugh Hefner, hollywoodreporter.com