“Ever since Tumblr's puritanical overhaul, the site has now seen about a 30 percent decline in traffic. That number is likely not just users looking for a well-developed porn platform either.”— Justin Kirkland, esquire.com
“Mullins: Oh, Jesus. How many porns have been made on this couch? Tatiana: Oh, this couch not up to your satisfaction? You’re not comfy? Mullins: I’ll get comfy, when my foot’s up your ass.”— Katie Dippold, Mark Mullins, Bill Burr, imdb.com
“Much of the heterosexual porn out there can be exploitative, dehumanizing, degrading, and display troubling gender dynamics, and even if it doesn’t, most are still inextricable from an industry that is built on monetizing all those things. So for a lot of women that makes for uncomfortable viewing.”— Laura Bell, vice.com
“Porn on Tumblr wasn’t treated as disposable, something just to be immediately purged from your browser history, but an aesthetic, artistic component of your page and your life, alongside your complementary colours of sunsets and song lyrics and personal posts.”— Vex Ashley, medium.com
“If anything, it proves just the opposite, smashing the theory that women don’t enjoy porn. In reality, many do—we just might not be as into the content being offered by the mainstream industry.”— Alana Hope Levinson, glamour.com
“As we imagine a future in which our sexual culture is as democratic as the internet once was, we won’t mistake all documentations of sex as porn and won’t hesitate to post a video of an amazing IRL blowjob the same way we would highlights from a workout.”— Tierney Finster, melmagazine.com
“It's the 20th century, sweetie. You wanna make a buck? Have 'em start showin' a little skin.”— Steve Kornacki, Lucky Luciano, Vincent Piazza, imdb.com
“I love that The New Yorker is your porn.”— Elisa Zuritsky, Julie Rottenberg, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com
“Objectively, I know the erosion of distance between countries can be a good thing. But I still mourn the gulf.”— Liz Watson, lennyletter.com
“Sir, you should know that you are not going to find any evidence of terrorism. But you are going to find some very bad things on there. And that is because I used my computer to visit naughty websites of naked women.”— Richard Day, Raja, Adhir Kalyan, imdb.com
“Summer: The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room. Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us? Summer: Me, jackass.”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com
“Butt-head: Welcome to the future. Here is your free porn. Beavis: Yeah. Porn is good for you. Did you know that?”— Kristofor Brown, Beavis, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Uh, did anyone ever tell you sound boring on the phone? Can you like, shut up, and tell me how to get this computer to show porn?”— Glenn Lucas, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?! Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around.”— Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com
“Cyril: How do you not know the different kinds of porn? Archer: Because I have sex with actual women, Cyril! My girlfriend's not equal parts the Internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock.”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“[writing] Diana had never slept with another woman before, but it was an erotic thought she often fantasized about. [aside to Mr. Hat] Oh, yeah, Mr. Hat! Hot lesbo scene coming up! And as Rebecca's naked body lay before her, Diana couldn't help but feel aroused. 'Go on,' Rebecca said softly. 'Touch…”— Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“If she's looking for porn, there's a folder that says Porn. They're the good kind with plots, that's why the hard drive is so big.”— Elisabeth Kiernan Averick, Rebecca Bunch, Rachel Bloom, imdb.com
“I love watching bukkake. I mean, like, I don't know if I would personally ever do it.”— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Tammy, Cassie Steele, imdb.com