“The pleasure I'll get of watching you suffer is greater than any pain I'll ever feel.”— Andrew Chambliss, Stefan Salvatore, Paul Wesley, imdb.com
“You know what? I don't want her to be happy. I want her to be miserable, just like I am.”— James Stoteraux, Chad Fiveash, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“I do not go behind people's backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.”— Rebecca Sonnenshine, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com
“Wednesday: [hooking up an electric chair] Pugsley, sit in the chair. Pugsley: Why? Wednesday: So we can play a game. Pugsley: What game? Wednesday: [strapping him in] It's called, 'Is There a God?'”— Paul Rudnick, Caroline Thompson, Larry Wilson, Wednesday Addams, Cristina Ricci, imdb.com
“Killing something didn't feel as good as he thought it would.”— Adam J. Karp, Felicity, Joy Osmanski, imdb.com
“How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld. The day when I would have the proof I needed to haul you out of your cushy lair and expose to the light of justice as the monster that you are.”— Jennifer Crittenden, Newman, Wayne Knight, imdb.com
“You know how there's some people you worry about whether you're going to hurt their feelings? With her, I'm looking forward to it. I'd like to get it on video, watch it in slow motion and freeze-frame it. Oh ho, yeah.”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com