Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

(488 total)

“I'll never understand the point of you.”

“It's dinner she invited you round for, not an orgy.”

“There is no such thing as a friendly wink.”

“Don't be such a shower of bore bags.”

“What part of me not giving a flying fuck are you struggling with, exactly?”

“Speak for yourself, sugar tits.”

“Why don't you go talk to your vegetables.”

“R-U-I-N-E-D. There's only one way to say it, 'Rooned.'”

“Ok, so please dress like you've been to New York at some point in your life.”

“What do you think this is, the eighties? Catch a dick.”

“Either 69 or get out of my face.”

“I love you. You're a vital and tiny cog.”

“You millennial dumpling.”

“That's adorable. Is there a point?”

“Well it's very nice to meet all of what you are.”

“Pat Dubek: We're two moms with a lot of things in common. Cary Dubek: Yeah you both have kids.”

“I think I know where the hymen is, but thanks.”

“Go get herpes somewhere else, guys.”

“Ruby: It's my vagina! Maeve Wiley: What? Ruby: It's mine, okay? And I need your help. You and that weird sex kid who looks like a Victorian ghost.”

“Maeve Wiley: Nice helmet. Otis Milburn: It's just, safety first.”