“Good luck getting through one day without me.”— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Niamh, Nikita Leigh-Pritchard, imdb.com
“She's mentally ill. She's not saving up for a Game Boy.”— Josh Thomas, Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh, Josh Thomas, imdb.com
“Josh: I'm almost definitely gonna be Young Australian of the Year for this. Tom: More like Young Dick-face of the Year.”— Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, imdb.com
“Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody.”— Doug Ellin, Chris Henchy, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.com
“Ari: This kid's got no patience. You know, in some countries they cut off your little elfin feet for disrupting the master's flow. Eric: I'll shove my elfin foot up in your ass!”— Doug Ellin, Larry Charles, Eric Murphy, Kevin Connolly, imdb.com
“Johnny: Let me get this straight. She convinces you to get these extravagant accommodations and then she bails? Eric: She didn’t bail, she got sick. Before the date, unlike your girls, that get sick when they arrive.”— Cliff Dorfman, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”— Stephen Levinson, Doug Ellin, Ari Gold, Jeremy Piven, imdb.com
“Eat your fruit loops and shut up.”— Larry Charles, Doug Ellin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Kevin Dillon, imdb.com
“Fuck the fucking Mercedes, Vince. What are you a soccer mom?”— Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.com
“All right, if you guys don't know how and when to 'ooh' then just don't 'ooh' at all.”— Donick Cary, Emily Cutler, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“Sit down and start to shut up.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Charlie McCrackin, Jack Griffin, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“Thank you for fucking nothing again.”— Liz Feldman, Abe Sylvia, Jen Harding, Christina Applegate, imdb.com
“He is by far the best one, which is not saying a ton.”— Njeri Brown, Christopher Doyle, Max Jenkins, imdb.com
“You are staring at me and draining my energy.”— Ana Fabrega, Julio Torres, Juan Carlos, José Pablo Minor, imdb.com
“Great stuff all together. A fitting rendition of what I consider to be the most godawful song ever written.”— Lisa McGee, Sister Michael, Siobhan McSweeney, imdb.com
“I said be sexy, not be a fucking blowfish, Erin.”— Lisa McGee, Michelle Mallon, Jamie Lee O'Donnell, imdb.com