Quotes tagged ‘Sassy’

“Heard 'bout what you say when you're not with me, say you live alone and your bed is empty. Oh, that's so funny, 'cause when I go to sleep, I lay on the left and you right next to me.”

— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com

“I have always wanted a droid, a really sassy one like R2D2.”

— Luke Kalteux, Adam Strange, Shaun Sipos, imdb.com

“Chicago is superior to cities such as Boston, which had no urban planning whatsoever and whose streets resemble a bowl of spaghetti. Being eaten by Satan.”

— Melanie LaForce, amazon.com

“There're two kinds of men on Wall Street: standard and poor.”

— Dan Dietz, Alison Jeffers, Elisabeth Röhm, imdb.com

“Enjoy tonight, because guess what? The women and the blacks and the minorities and the trans people are coming to eat your privilege. We are hungry as hell, because we haven’t had a meal in centuries.”

— Jon Brown, Casey, Mary McCormack, imdb.com

“Dial: I can never resist a beautiful woman with a cigarette. Christina: Really? Why’s that? Dial: I think it’s a sense of mystery. You never know when their lungs will collapse and they’ll keel over dead.”

— Steve Aspis, Carlton Dial, Mark Frankel, imdb.com

“Annie: The hangover has begun. Sarah Fuller: Told you not to drink. Annie: I'm not interesting enough to not drink.”

— Kevin Williamson, Annie, Stephanie Leigh Schlund, imdb.com

“John Fogerty's Manager: Walter, is it true? You found it? Walter Sherman: Yeah, I always find what I'm looking for. It's a fact of nature, like, uh, the world turning and internet porn.”

— Hart Hanson, Walter Sherman, Geoff Stults, imdb.com

“Dr. Temperance Brennan: I find you very condescending Special Agent Seeley Booth: Me? I'm condescending? I'm not the one who has to mention that she's got a doctorate every 5 minutes Dr. Temperance Brennan: I am the one with the doctorate”

— Hart Hanson, Temperance 'Bones' Brennan, Emily Deschanel, imdb.com

“Dr. Deb Chaman: Are you still drinking? Everett Backstrom: Absolutely not! Dr. Deb Chaman: When a patient says "Absolutely not!", he's absolutely lying. Everett Backstrom: If you Hindus are so smart, how come 98 percent of you live at the dump?”

— Hart Hanson, Det. Lt. Backstrom, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“Captain Sandra Maldonado: 'Kennex should return to duty never.' Detective John Kennex: Never? Well that's a long time.”

— J.H. Wyman, John Kennex, Karl Urban, imdb.com

“Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now. Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”

— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Rebecca Madsen, Sarah Jones, imdb.com

“Brisco County Jr.: Which one of you is Aristotle Poole? Socrates Poole: That's Socrates Poole. Brisco County Jr.: Oh, sorry. I guess that's a common mistake. Socrates Poole: Not at all. Brisco County Jr.: Well, it is if you flunked Greek philosophy two years in a row.”

— David Simkins, Carlton Cuse, Brisco County, Jr., Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“Dale: Personally, I've found denial to be a very effective coping mechanism. Janet: Kind of how I feel about Chardonnay.”

— Josh Schwartz, Stephanie Savage, Janet Stein, Ever Carradine, imdb.com

“Chase: Are you going to say sorry to her? Team Dude: No. I got a broken rib because of that bitch. Chase: Good thing you got 23 more!”

— Tamara Becher-Wilkinson, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“I'm sorry this isn't one of your grass-fed, free-range, sacrifices, but whatever Geoffrey did, just be glad he did it.”

— Rodney Barnes, Michael Vukadinovich, Catherine Wilder, Angel Parker, imdb.com

“Leslie: Chase, did you come here with Karolina? Chase: Waiting for her actually. But I'm going somewhere else because why would she be here, standing in line at a bar?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Alex: Chase, are you in? Chase: I'm sorry! I didn't know putting my hand in a pile was some sort of a legally binding contract. Yeah, I'm in. Who hates their dad more than me?”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Chase: I didn't realize this was BYOB. Now I see why you ditched downstairs. Karolina: I needed to be alone. Chase: I'm not so sure about that. Karolina: 'Cause everyone knows what's best for me! Chase: No, because you're drinking well vodka. You could have at least swiped a bottle of the good stuff…”

— Kalinda Vazquez, Chase Stein, Gregg Sulkin, imdb.com

“Violence is discouraged but not prohibited.”

— Sam Bromell, Jacqui Rivera, Sinead Daly, Francisco 'Papa Fuerte' Cruz, Jimmy Smits, imdb.com