My legs are shaking like a rescue chihuahua.
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Quotes tagged ‘Simile Examples’
Babe, you don’t need a boyfriend. You just need to learn how to protect yourself a little bit more, ‘cause all this romantic bullshit is making you way too vulnerable, you're like an open wound.
I have crushed my wife's heart like a mouse in a beaver's throat!
He made it through the first gate and avatars are gonna be on him like hoes on Santa.
— Ernest Cline, Zak Penn, i-R0k (voice), T.J Miller, imdb.com
Whitney: You look like the perfume lady at Bloomingdales. Leighton: That is the meanest thing you could've said to me.
— Mindy Kaling, Beth Appel, Charlie Grandy, Whitney Chase, Alyah Chanelle Scott, imdb.com
I mean, life shits all over you like you're a statute at a bird sanctuary.
— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Matthew MacDell, Andrew Rannells, imdb.com
I feel like I have lyme disease because, deer, I am ticked off!
— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Missy Foreman-Greenwald, Ayo Edebiri, imdb.com
He's like Snoop Dog and all of Seth Rogen's performances in all of his movies rolled into one big joint.
I came into your life like a tornado full of sticks and poo.
I think love should sit beside your life like a lamp.
— Joe Hampson, Mae Martin, George, Charlotte Ritchie, imdb.com
She's like a dangerous Mary Poppins. I'm like Bart Simpson.
I feel like I'm full of birds.
Dude! You were like James Bond there.
I gotta say, man, sometimes you remind me of my grandma with the channel hopper. You just push all the wrong buttons.
— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber.
— Bill Lawrence, Joe Kelly, Jason Sudeikis, Brendan Hunt, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, imdb.com
The only thing you really know is you either are attracted or you're not. It's like physics, bouncing off each other like pinballs.
Fold him like a ham sandwich.
They're gone like a fart in the wind.
— Steve Blackman, Klaus Hargreeves, Robert Sheehan, imdb.com
The monks used to say that revenge is like a two-headed rat viper. While you watch your enemy go down, you're being poisoned yourself.
I'm like a big growing snowball of nerves.