Quotes tagged ‘Similie Examples’

(31 total)

“She is in a pool of sharks and she is like a baby dolphin.”

“So much for my fox-like seduction.”

“My visions are as predictable as shark attacks.”

“Oh God, you're pale and sweating and shaking. You look like Prince Andrew getting interviewed.”

“They're like weed and cartoons, they totally complement each other.”

“Darkness enveloped me like an old mink coat.”

“There's so many layers to casseroles, just like they are so many layers to a person.”

“Hair can't just hang there like a dead thing on your cheeks.”

“A UTI is a rite of passage. You gotta wear it like a crown.”

“Homecoming is like Christmas around here.”

“You're like the ghost of Tilda Swinton.”

“Weed is like ketchup. It doesn't go bad.”

“I swear, I'm sweating like a sinner in church.”

“Straight? If he's the one I met, he's as straight as the yellow brick road.”

“My patience has snapped like a 200 year old breadstick.”

“You look like a homeless astronaut.”

“Sweating in the sun like a Tijuana whore.”

“My mascara keeps running. I look like a raccoon.”

“I look like an angry building.”

“You look like a perverted bus driver.”