Quotes tagged ‘sister’

(22 total)

“I walk around, and I could be related to anyone.”

“The only thing harder than having to tell your super high-powered, perfect, anorexic, rich super sister that you've run out of money is having to ask her to bail you out.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

“However far away my sister goes, however long she's gone for, she always manages to become the topic of any given conversation”

— Sally Wainwright, Marian Lister, Gemma Whelan, imdb.com

“Thackery Binx: Elijah! Elijah! [he runs up to Elijah] Hast thou seen my sister Emily? Elijah: Nay. But look. [he points to purple smoke in the sky] They conjure. Thackery Binx: Oh, God. The woods! [he and Elijah run towards the field and see Sarah leading Emily into the woods] Emily! Elijah: She's d…”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Thackery Binx (voice), Jason Marsden, imdb.com

“Well, 'mom,' I wouldn't have gotten an A minus, IF MY STUPID SISTER WOULD STOP BUGGING ME!”

— Rob Renzetti, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“I know she is my sister, a girl and the neighborhood champ, but could you please tell Dee-Dee to stop PUMMELLING ME WITH SNOWBALLS?!”

— Jason Butler Rote, Genndy Tartakovsky, Dexter, Christine Cavanaugh, imdb.com

“Nelson: [beating up Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time! Lisa: Lay off, guys! He's with me. Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.”

— Mike Scully, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”

— Jill Gordon, Erin Silver, Jessica Stroup, imdb.com

“Doing something for your sister out of love is far more important than doing something for me out of guilt.”

— Brenda Hampton, Annie Camden, Catherine Hicks, imdb.com

“Red: Eric, what did I tell you about calling your sister the devil? Eric: That it's offensive to the devil?”

— Kristin Newman, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

“Well, Cheryl, it's been fun catching up. Sorry I got to kill you. Again.”

— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com

“We are half-people. Ripped from the pages of some bizarre mythology, the two sides within us, human and crown engaged in a fearful civil war, which never ends. And which blights our every human transaction as brother, husband, sister, wife, mother.”

— Peter Morgan, Duke of Windsor, Alex Jennings, imdb.com

“My sister puts up a front so the world won't see how vulnerable she is. Me? I put up a front so the world won't see how vulnerable I'm not.”

— Clyde Phillips, Dexter Morgan, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com

“Come on, you're my sister, I'm supposed to call you ugly.”

— Christopher Ames, Carolyn Shelby, Mike Seaver, Kirk Cameron, imdb.com

“Drinking non alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister Sure it may taste the same but it's just not right.”

— Medz86, reddit.com

“My eight year old sister asked me what my unlucky number was. "2009"”

— Smallz1014, reddit.com

“My wife asked me what I thought the sexiest thing was about her. Apparently, "how much you look like your sister" was not the correct answer.”

— Mr_Scooty_Butt, reddit.com

“My fiance asked me what date I'd prefer for our wedding. Apparently, "your sister" was not the right answer.”

— johnnykitd, reddit.com

“You may be as different as the sun and the moon, but the same blood flows through both your hearts. You need her, as she needs you.”

— George R. R. Martin, amazon.com

“For there is no friend like a sister In calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, To fetch one if one goes astray, To lift one if one totters down, To strengthen whilst one stands.”

— Christina Rossetti, amazon.com