“School is hard enough as it is without my sister banging the teacher.”Tagged: School, Sex, banging, sister, Inappropriate
“I was gonna go to Kansas because Kansas equals Dixon, and Dixon equals baking soda. It doesn't make sense, but it did! It did make sense. Now, it doesn't.”Tagged: Kansas, Baking Soda, Love, Feelings, Sense
“The only time I ever done it, I was going through a manic phase, so I feel like I'm a virgin again.”Tagged: Manic, Mental Illness, virgin, Born Again Virgin, Sex
“This is a little reserved for Naomi unless she has some naked firemen jump out of those swans.”Tagged: Naked, fireman, reserved, Sassy, Snarky
“Navid: Sometimes I feel like Hollywood's gone to his head. Silver: Unlike Navid Shirazi, who's the same club promoting player he was in high school.”Tagged: Hollywood, Arrogant, club, player, high school