“[after Steve tells his friends that he was making out with a chick that is 80] Snot: Dude, she's got wrinkles! Steve: So do raisins. But those taste pretty sweet.”— Steve Hely, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com
“Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!”— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“Yeah. Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. I love how smart you are. I love how beautiful you are. I love your face, and I love your butt. I should've written this down first.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“You do not know — how should you? What I think of you! Satisfied? Pleased? Good Heavens — what little words those are to express my feeling! I can tell you how you look, for nothing can ever make you vain. You are beautiful! . . . You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, and you look your…”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“Your eyes are looking at the sky, Thelma. Do you know what that is? Heaven looking into heaven! And do you know which of the two heavens I prefer?”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“What are you thinking about? Your eyes shine so brightly — do you know you have beautiful eyes?”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“I think it's OK when people clap after a movie. They know they're not telling the people who made the movie "thank you," they're just telling each other they enjoyed the movie together. It's human and nice.”— Twitter's Good Boy, twitter.com
“What is a kiss if I can’t devote entire personal essays to understanding what it meant, what I want, where we’re going? What is a kiss if it doesn’t make me ask questions?”— Ella Dawson, femsplain.com
“In Switzerland, it’s illegal to own just one guinea pig, purely for the fact that they get lonely.”— Schuyler Peck, schuylerpeck.tumblr.com
“She's really a very sweet woman. She just doesn't like to show it.”— Russell Marcus, Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak, Bea Arthur, imdb.com
“Hanna, the last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is 'sweet.'”— Joseph Dougherty, Caleb Rivers, Tyler Blackburn, imdb.com
“Thank you for existing.”— Naoshi Arakawa, Patrick Seitz, Takao Yoshioka, Kousei Arima, Natsuki Hanae, imdb.com
“Imagine falling in love with somebody only to find out that your capacity to love grows with every new thing you notice about them.”— Jonny Sun, twitter.com
“I know it's not ordinary. But who ever loved ordinary?”— Graham Moore, Joan Clarke, Keira Knightley, amazon.com
“...when I kissed her and saw that her eyes were shut. I kissed both her shut eyes. I thought she was probably a little crazy. It was all right if she was. I did not care what I was getting into.”— Ernest Hemingway, amazon.com