“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”— Michael Patrick O'Brien, Brendan Jennings, Victor Kozlowski, Jacob Houston, imdb.com
“Eric Effoing: He still calls me 'Tromboner.' It's been four years. Four years! Otis Milburn: You did get an erection on stage, in front of the entire school. Eric Effoing: It was a semi!”— Laurie Nunn, Eric Effoing, Ncuti Gatwa, imdb.com
“Padme: You're making fun of me! Anakin: Oh, no, I'd be too frightened to tease a senator!”— Jonathan Hales, George Lucas, Anakin Skywalker, Hayden Christensen, imdb.com
“You all oughta be ashamed of yourselves. A bunch of big guys like you, picking on a poor little orphan like him.”— Joe Grant, Timothy Q. Mouse (voice), Edward Brophy, imdb.com
“What's going on in this candy-coated heart of darkness?”— Rich Moore, Wreck-It Ralph (voice), John C. Reilly, imdb.com
“Vanellope von Schweetz: Why are your hands so freakishly big? Wreck-It Ralph: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?”— Rich Moore, Wreck-It Ralph (voice), John C. Reilly, imdb.com
“McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree. K-I-S-something-something-something-T.”— John Lasseter, Mater (voice), Larry The Cable Guy, imdb.com
“Look at this country: U-R-Gay!”— Bill Oakley, Josh Weinstein, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“I was the dictionary definition of an evil brother to them. I loved scaring them to fucking death. At the age of eight, I told them all I’d seen on the news that rats love to nest in high-heeled shoes. I built it up for weeks. Every Sunday we used to have pot-roast with mashed potatoes. I took my ma…”— Peter Steele, loudersound.com
“Snooker or Snook. No. What did he call her? Snicki? Snooks? Snicks? Snickers? I don't even know what it is.”— Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D, imdb.com
“I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Of course, I was coming up here to kill you.”— Daniel Waters, Jason Dean, Christian Slater, amazon.com
“I used to tease the other kids because I played better than them. Then my father said, Come here. Don’t do this with the kids, because God gave you the gift to play football. You didn’t do anything. This was a present from God. You have to respect people, because it is important to be a good man, a…”— Pele, the-talks.com
“Teasing. There is a fine line between flirting and giving someone the come on: one thing no-one likes is a tease. It is unfair to play with someone’s emotions and give them the impression that they are on to a good thing if you have no intention of following through.”— Fran Creffield, eharmony.co.uk
“Be careful not to be mean-spirited. You don't want to offend him or embarrass him in front of other people. Teasing a guy about something he says or does is different than challenging his manhood.”— Devon Brown, yourtango.com
“Leave them wanting more. Go in for a kiss at the end of the night — but then turn your head and whisper you had a nice time instead.”— Elisa Benson, seventeen.com
“The next preparatory technique is I kiss my lover's ass all around, nice and slow, while occasionally inserting my tongue just inside the crack in mostly a teasing manner. Making smacking sounds with slow kisses so he can get an added audible stimulation is always a good thing. Lots of licking will…”— Mark Lazer, literotica.com
“Most of the men I’ve talked to have said that too much teasing and tickling in the crotch region feels uncomfortable. Spending lots of time kissing is great, but when you’re ready to give a hand job, my recommendation is to jump right into it. Wrap your hand around the shaft without wasting any time…”— Vanessa Marin, bustle.com
“Make him beg kiss. When he leans in and goes for it, move to one side a little and kiss him instantly on the cheek. The next time, you can attempt to do a gentle kiss on the lips, but make sure to keep him waiting.”— Nilon James, zeppfeed.com
“The tease. When you’re both ready to move your repertoire forward, the tease is one way to go. The tease involves kissing from the top of your partner’s forehead down to their lips, chin, neck, chest... and further. The tease signals you’re way more than friends now.”— Barney, cupid.com