“There's a lot of half-eaten salads in here. I'm just gonna take a Cobb. My parents paid for it with their tax dollars.”Tagged: Salads, Waste, Cobb, Tax Dollars
“His soulmate is on a date with a strong, handsome milk celebrity.”Tagged: Date, Strong, Handsome, soulmate
“Do colleges have communal showers? I'm scared guys will make fun of my flat butt.”Tagged: College, Questions, Flat Butt, teasing