Quotes tagged ‘turd’

“Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!”

— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Mauricio, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“A million dollars? He killed my damn dog and now he wants a million dollars? ‘Eat a turd’ is my response.”

— Noah Hawley, Stavros Milos, Oliver Platt, imdb.com

“[prank calling] Fredericks? You're a turd. A stinky f-fat turd. Go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts. You love patting boys' butts. Butt...you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser... and a stinky...t-turd! [hangs up]”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Bill Haverchuck, Martin Starr, imdb.com

“Two bananas are hanging out by a river... When a turd comes back-stroking down the river. He looks over at the bananas and says, "hey guys, hop in the water is fine!" So one banana asks the other banana, "do you believe that shit?"”

— AlwaysLosingAtLife, reddit.com