“Rosemary: Is that a Member's Only jacket? Mauricio: Yes. Rosemary: So what are you, the last member?”Tagged: member's only, Sick Burns
“Tony Robbins: Haven't you ever heard that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Mauricio: Have you heard the song 'Who Let The Dogs Out'?”Tagged: who let the dogs out?, Beauty is the in the eye of the beholder
“Hey Hal, come look at this turd! It looks like Klinger from M.A.S.H.!”Tagged: turd, Corporal Max Klinger, M.A.S.H., Gross
“You can't come back with a comeback after eight seconds. You got three seconds. Five, tops. It's called a quip, not a sloooowwwwp.”Tagged: Comeback, Quip
“Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it....The brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.”Tagged: inner beauty, Brain, heart