“Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies. Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.”— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, imdb.com
“Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”— Justin Roiland, Tom Kauffman, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com
“Doctor: Take my advice, have fun, go have sex. Bridgette: With who? Doctor: Just find somebody, have sex. Just make sure it's protected. Bridgette: It's so hard for me to do that.”— Frankie Shaw, Bridgette Bird, Frankie Shaw, imdb.com