“Carol, get your shit together Carol.”— Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo, Annie Walker, Kristen Wiig, imdb.com
“I want my Hamburger Helper boxes back!”— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com
“Alex: I'm sorry you're such an asshole. Mitch: Me too.”— Kerry Ehrin, Jay Carson, Alex Levy, Jennifer Aniston, imdb.com
“Just jerk yourself off and get your shit together!”— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com
“Rage, rage, fucking rage!”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Andrew Glouberman (voice), John Mulaney, imdb.com
“You just go through life being a shithead.”— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jeff Fradley, Eli Gemstone, John Goodman, imdb.com
“Number one, screw you. Number two, I'm dumping your ass.”— Ian Brennan, Brad Falchuk, Ryan Murphy, Skye Leighton, Rahne Jones, imdb.com
“Because of one son's actions, now the other son is a total asshole.”— Danny McBride, John Carcieri, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“These aren't feelings, you're just hysterical.”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, River Barkley, David Corenswet, imdb.com
“I'm warning you, do not screw with my dream.”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ian Brennan, Payton Hobart, Ben Platt, imdb.com
“Philo: I never meant to hurt you. Vignette: Hurt me? You destroyed me.”— René Echevarria, Travis Beacham, Stephanie K. Smith, Vignette Stonemoss, Cara Delevingne, imdb.com
“I'm really fucking happy, and I wish that you would stop telling me what you think is best for me because I'm not you.”— Kate Purdy, Raphael Bob-Waksberg, Becca Winograd-Diaz, Angelique Cabral, imdb.com
“Don't take glee in it. I'm being blackmailed!”— Danny McBride, Jesse Gemstone, Danny McBride, imdb.com
“You're doing the moonwalk on my nerves, man.”— Danny McBride, Kelvin Gemstone, Adam DeVine, imdb.com