“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!”— Rawson Marshall Thurber, White Goodman, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
“You wanted me to be happy? I almost was, and then you ruined it. So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, hard-boil an egg, and eat it on the toilet. L'Chaim.”— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com
“Dave: Whore's Bath? Penny: Uh, yeah, David, I did take a Whore's Bath, Okay? I had a one-night stand, and I didn't have time to shower, so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and splash some water on my hush in the bathroom of an Au Bon Pain? Yes, I did. I'm sorry that I'm a modern-day single wom…”— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com
“You don't care who suffers as long as you win.”— Eric Heisserer, Vanya Asher, Christina Strain, Alina Starkov, Jessie Mei Li, imdb.com
“Fucking ocean took all my shit!”— Melissa Blake, Jai Tiggett, Sarah Streicher, Fatin Jadmani, Sophia Ali, imdb.com
“You don't deserve to breathe the same air as her.”— Chris Van Dusen, Simon Basset, Regé-Jean Page, imdb.com
“So you can take your destiny and go fuck yourself.”— Gil Ozeri, Mark Levin, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“I'm the ugliest girl in school. Do you get that in your skull?”— Maya Erskine, Anna Konkle, Sam Zvibleman, Maya Ishii-Peters, Maya Erskine, imdb.com
“We're Americans, you fascist son of a bitch!”— Ed Burns, David Simon, Herman Levin, Morgan Spector, imdb.com
“You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.”— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“I'm going to throw up a leg.”— Will Smith, Sean Gray, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
“You know what, you know what. Wow.”— Jesse Peretz, David Schisgall, Evgenia Peretz, Ned Rochlin, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Getting the goods on the fucking Boogyman, that's your plan?”— Jessie Nickson-Lopez, Stephen King, Richard Price, Glory Maitland, Julianne Nicholson, imdb.com
“What's so important that you're dragging me away from this miserable party?”— Barbara Feldman, Mitchell Hurwitz, Jim Vallely, Lucille Bluth, Jessica Walter, imdb.com
“I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.”— Scott Silver, Todd Phillips, Arthur Fleck / Joker, Joaquin Phoenix, imdb.com
“All you do is nag me!”— Vince Vaughn, Jeremy Garelick, Jay Lavender, Gary Grobowski, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com