“Red: Are you on dope? Are you? Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization— Red: My foot kicking your ass.”— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Behan, Red Forman , Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com
“Shouldn’t we handle this? I mean, you’re pretty stoned.”— Andrew Kreisberg, Greg Berlanti, Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Jefferson 'Jax' Jackson, Franz Drameh, imdb.com
“I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I'm looking to buy some um greenery.”— Ilana Glazer, Abbi Jacobson, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com
“I'm number one on your speed dial, right next to your weed dealer.”— Peter Gould, Jimmy McGill, Bob Odenkirk, imdb.com
“And what Steve doesn't realize is I have a plan of my own. While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy-J.”— Laura McCreary, Chris McKenna, Roger The Alien, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“If I turn you upside down, how much weed is gonna fall out?”— Richard Price, Dennis Box, Bill Camp, imdb.com
“Clay Jensen: Well, the Founding Fathers did grow and use hemp...but it wasn't weed, exactly. Jeff Atkins: Those are different? Clay Jensen: Yeah. Yeah, so James Madison probably wasn't a mad stoner, or, uh, at least not from the hemp.”— Nic Sheff, Clay Jensen, Dylan Minnette, imdb.com
“Marijuana is viewed as medicinal, and it’s given to people with cancer and AIDS. People know it’s used to help with nausea and stimulate the appetite, so it’s difficult to get patients to accept that it may be causing their nausea and vomiting.”— Cecilia J. Sorensen, nytimes.com
“I was always the guy saying that I didn't like altered states. Once you know who you are, then it becomes OK.”— John Mayer, rollingstone.com
“Letting moms enjoy cannabis — ideally once they've stopped breastfeeding — seems like a no-brainer. And yet it's still frowned upon thanks to some bogus war on drugs prohibition-style brainwashing.”— Kristi Pahr, theweek.com
“Slavery they can have anywhere. It is a weed that grows in every soil.”— Edmund Burke, en.wikiquote.org
“In 2016, Colorado saw the cannabis industry grow to about $1.3 billion in sales. Colorado levies substantial taxes on cannabis; as a consequence, it generated almost $200 million in tax revenue. Recent estimates suggest that states will collect nearly $655 million in tax revenue from cannabis sales…”— Ashley C. Bradford, W. David Bradford, washingtonpost.com
“I advise any bashful young man to take hashish when he wants to offer his heart to any fair lady, for it will give him the courage of a hero, the eloquence of a poet, and the ardor of an Italian.”— Louisa May Alcott, Dr. Meredith, amazon.com
“Get off your computer, stop smoking so much weed. Do something creative.”— AWOL One, open.spotify.com