“Jonathan Moxon, you are under arrest for not being naked with some sophomore chick who wants to bathe you with her tongue, now take off your goddamn clothes and get in the car.”— W. Peter Iliff, Charlie Tweeder, Scott Caan, imdb.com
“No, Farva, you are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.”— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, Mac, Steve Lemme, imdb.com