“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”— W.C. Fields, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Beer, believing
“It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”— Amy Neftzger, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, margaria, happy hour
“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of Jack Daniels.”— Darynda Jones, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Optimism, silver lining
“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”— Ron White, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, vodka, Partying
“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”— Nora Roberts, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Beer, shower sex, Sex
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”— Chelsea Handler, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Fun, Alcohol
“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.”— Oscar Wilde, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Work, Career
“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”— Frank Sinatra, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Alcohol, Enemy, Bible
“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”— Steven Wright, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, coincidence, Beer
“Why don’t you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?”— Barnaby Conrad, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, martini, Relaxation
“Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”— Catherine Zandonella, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, wasted, Time
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.”— Benjamin Franklin, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Freedom, Water, Wine, Beer
“Here's to alcohol, the rose colored glasses of life.”— F. Scott Fitzgerald, amazon.comTagged: Drinking, Alcohol, Optimism
“Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begi…”— Charles Bukowski, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, reborn, Suicide
“Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.”— Jim Butcher, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, vodka, Laughter
“I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.”— Sylvia Plath, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, vodka, Power
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.”— Drew Carey, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Career, bar
“Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.”— G.K. Chesterton, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Happiness, Misery
“There comes a time in every woman's life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”— Bette Davis, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Women, champagne
“You can learn a lot about a woman by getting smashed with her.”— Tom Waits, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Women, wasted, Drunk
“Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.”— George Bernard Shaw, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Living, liquor
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”— Ogden Nash, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, candy, liquor
“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company of men or drink more, or joke and talk nonsense, or do some other merry thing. Sometimes we must drink more, sport, recreate ourselves, and even sin a little to spite the devil, so that we leave him no place for troubling our consciences with trifles…”— Martin Luther, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, devil, sins
“I drink to make other people more interesting.”— Ernest Hemingway, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Alcohol, interesting
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”— Charles Bamforth, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, God, Love, Beer, Happiness
“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.”— Tom Robbins, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Beer, Satisfaction, Comfort
“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”— Ray Bradbury, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Beer, idiots
“I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.”— Terry Pratchett, books.google.comTagged: Drinking, Beer, Understanding