25 Times Juno Was All Of Us

“Juno: I think I'm in love with you. Bleeker: You mean as friends? Juno: No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know... Bleeker: I try really hard, actually.”

— Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Juno, Bleeker, amazon.com

“Juno: I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity. Mac: Can you can narrow that down for me? Juno: I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good. Mac: You mean like couples? Juno: Yeah, like people in love. Mac: Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I…”

— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com

“Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.”

— J.K Simmons, Mac, amazon.com

“Juno: I'm pregnant. Leah: What? Honest to blog? Juno: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleeker's. Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? Juno: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout. Leah: How did you even generate enough…”

— Leah, Ellen Page, Olivia Thirlby, Juno, amazon.com

“Bleeker: I still have your underwear. Juno: I still have your virginity. Bleeker: Would you shut up?”

— Bleeker, Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Juno, amazon.com

“Mac: Where you been? Juno: Oh, just out dealing with things way beyond my maturity level.”

— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com

“I always think you're cute. I think you're beautiful.”

— Michael Cera, Bleeker, amazon.com

“I never realize how much I like being home unless I've been somewhere really different for a while.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Juno: What? Cause I got bored and had sex with you and I didn't want to, like, marry you? Bleeker: Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and y…”

— Ellen Page, Michael Cera, Juno, Bleeker, amazon.com

“I named my guitar Roosevelt—not Ted, Franklin. You know, the hot one, with polio.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Uhhh, I hate it when adults use the term 'sexually active.' What does it even mean? Am I gonna like deactivate some day or is it a permanent state of being?”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Mac: I'm not ready to be a pop-pop. Bren: You're not going to be a pop-pop. Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation.”

— J.K Simmons, Allison Janney, Mac, Bren, amazon.com

“Excuse me. I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Ultrasound Technician: I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in. Juno: How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters? Leah: Or, like, stage parents. Bren: They could be…”

— Kaaren de Zilva, Ellen Page, Olivia Thirlby, Allison Janney, Ultrasound Technician, Juno, Leah, Bren, amazon.com

“WHOA DREAM BIG!”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni. And I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but—I guess normalcy isn't really our style.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Juno: I just, like, don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as 'wholesome.' Well, I don't know, I just want something a little more edgier. Leah: Okay, well what did you have in mind? Juno: I was thinking more, like, graphic designer, mid-thirties, you know, with a cool Asi…”

— Ellen Page, Olivia Thirlby, Juno, Leah, amazon.com

“I'm just saying that this is—this is something that's never gonna happen. You know—your shirt is stupid. Grow up. If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, I'm never gonna be a mother.”

— Jennifer Garner, Vanessa, amazon.com

“Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you the stinkeye that's just how her face looks, you know? That's just her face.”

— Michael Cera, Bleeker, amazon.com

“My step-mom is forcing me to eat really healthy. She won't even let me stand in front of the microwave or eat red M&Ms.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Juno: I'm not ready to be a mom. Mac: Damn skippy you're not! You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds. Juno: God, that was *one* time! And she did not die, if you recall.”

— Ellen Page, J.K Simmons, Juno, Mac, amazon.com

“The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children's librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that sh…”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com

“Hey, yeah, uh, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion.”

— Ellen Page, Juno, amazon.com