30 Stupid Donald Trump Quotes That Will Make You LOL

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Try to laugh as your brain cells die one by one. We present you with the best dumb quotes by The Donald - so wrong yet so hilarious (Hey, even the worst has its best, right?).

“I will be the greatest jobs president God ever created.”

— Donald Trump, theguardian.com

Tagged: Jobs, Funny

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same. The temperament is not that different.”

— Donald Trump, nytimes.com

Tagged: LOL, Funny, Politics, Stupid

“We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated.”

— Donald Trump, edition.cnn.com

Tagged: Election 2016, Education

“Belgium is a beautiful city.”

— Donald Trump, youtube.com

Tagged: LOL, Europe, Stupid

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

Tagged: LOL, Intelligence, Stupid

“It’s an amazing thing when you think—you know, where they can, out of nowhere, out of the wind, they make energy.”

— Donald Trump, huffingtonpost.com

Tagged: LOL, Energy

“Just arrived in Scotland. Place is going wild over the vote. They took their country back, just like we will take America back. No games!”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

Tagged: Brexit, Election 2016, LOL

“I’m the least, just so you know, I am the least racist person, the least racist person that you’ve ever seen, the least.”

— Donald Trump, telegraph.co.uk

Tagged: racism

“Nobody can build a wall like me.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Immigration

“I love Hispanics!”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

Tagged: racism

“[Ivanka posing for Playboy] would be really disappointing — not really — but it would depend on what’s inside the magazine. I don’t think Ivanka would do that, although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

— Donald Trump, deathandtaxesmag.com

Tagged: Gross, Incest, Playboy

“I don’t know why I bring out this craziness in women, but somehow I do, and it’s not always pretty.”

— Donald Trump, vox.com

Tagged: LOL

“"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."”

— Donald Trump, cnn.com

Tagged: Penis Size, Penises, Trump Defending Himself Against Rubio

“My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body.”

— Donald Trump, washingtonpost.com

Tagged: WTF, Masculinity, NSFW

“To start with, we need a government that is committed to winning and has experience in winning.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Leadership, Politics, Government

“Not only will I stand up for Article One, I’ll stand up for Article Two, Article 12, you name it of the Constitution.”

— Donald Trump, talkingpointsmemo.com

Tagged: Election 2016

“I feel that gun-free zones, that’s target practice for the sickos and for the mentally ill. They look around for gun-free zones.”

— , time.com

Tagged: Gun Control, Election 2016, Donald Trump, Mental Illness

“He was a bad guy—really bad guy. But you know what he did well? He killed terrorists. He did that so good. They didn't read them the rights. They didn't talk. They were terrorists. Over. Today, Iraq is Harvard for terrorism”

— Donald Trump, edition.cnn.com

Tagged: Terrorism

“We’re losing a lot of people because of the internet. We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what’s happening. We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways. Somebody will say, ‘Oh freedom of speech, freedom of sp…”

— Donald Trump, theverge.com

Tagged: Freedom of Speech, Free Press, Technology, The internet

“Why would anyone be against what I’m saying?”

— Donald Trump, breitbart.com

Tagged: Election 2016

“That has always been my philosophy: If my critics attack me, then I’ll fight back. Let’s be honest and truthful with one another. I’m confident my answer makes the most sense.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Trump on Trump, Media, Politics, Business

“You asked me to spell my name, so I figured that’s a form of harassment... It’s okay. Nobody has ever done that before.”

— Donald Trump, nbcsandiego.com

Tagged: Stupid

“I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”

— Donald Trump, twitter.com

Tagged: Trump, Election, Trump on Twitter

“I don't repeat myself. I don't repeat myself.”

— Donald Trump, slate.com

Tagged: Donald Trump, Politics, Presidential Election, 2016

“They couldn’t ignore me, so they started attacking me. These veteran politicians looked for the place I was most vulnerable— which is why they attacked my hair, which is mine, by the way. They showed a lot of courage attacking my hair; this resulted in what might be the strangest political headline…”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Politics, Trump's Hair, Media, humor

“Jimmy Fallon asked me a question on his show one night: "Have you ever apologized? Ever, in your whole life?" I told him that I think apologizing is a great thing—but you have to have been wrong. Then I promised, "I will apologize in the distant future if I am ever wrong." The audience laughed, as t…”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Family, Values, Jimmy Fallon, Apologizing

“Growing up in Queens, I was a pretty tough kid. I wanted to be the toughest kid in the neighborhood and had a habit of mouthing off to everybody while backing down to no one. Honestly, I was a bit of a troublemaker.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Trump on Trump

“He loaned me a small amount of money— loaned, not gave— around $ 1 million— money that I probably could have gotten from a bank—and the biggest part of my journey began. I paid my father back a few years later, with full interest, after my Manhattan deals started to come in— and very successfully.”

— Donald Trump, amazon.com

Tagged: Family, Trump on Trump, Business

“The beauty of me is that I'm very rich.”

— Donald Trump, abcnews.go.com

Tagged: Wealth

“I feel like a supermodel, except like times 10.”

— Donald Trump, thehill.com

Tagged: LOL, Supermodel