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Did you have fun? I really couldn't care less And you can give 'em my best, but just know

Is the idea of resilience a scam? A con to get you to do more so others have to do less?

— Jami Attenberg, Is Resilience Overrated?

The gay women I’ve dated don’t expect me to perform romance as a man would, because their relationships have never or rarely included men, and as a result they’ve created their own version of what romance looks like. In this situation our interactions feel less scripted and more ad-libbed, and I fee…

— Vee Kinsley, Why Bisexual Women Struggle In Lesbian Relationships

LGBTQ+LGBT Bisexuality Lesbian WLW

We like to romanticize our rebels and Hollywood bad boys, but there’s no sense of poetry to Depp anymore. It’s all been trashed. It’s as if Edward Scissorhands lost his sweetness.

— Tim Grierson, Johnny Depp and the Lie of the Heroic Misfit

Johnny Depp Amber Heard toxic masculinity

Both cannot occur because I do not have room in my stomach for a full dinner, two handfuls of cream, and a penis.

— Cazzie David, Too Full to Fuck

Sex eating

Here’s what I’ve learned: no matter how long you’ve been in a relationship, you have to constantly work to keep your relationship fresh.

— Jake Daghe, How To Ensure Your Relationship Doesn’t End Up Donated to Goodwill

Relationships Breakups

It’s like anything—anytime you’re putting barriers up in your own life, you’re just limiting yourself.

— Harry Styles, Playtime With Harry Styles

harry styles Limits

You might assume that pizza is a recession food, while salad is not, but the landscape for both has shifted remarkably since the last recession.

— Moe Tkacik, The Death of the $15 Salad

Sweetgreen food Pizza Salads

Everything has a face, a cute face. I want my knife to have a little blue penguin face on it. Why not? I have to look at it.

— Cat Marnell, Cat Marnell Is the Lifestyle Guru We Deserve

cat marnell beauty Lifestyle

Let the kindness continue, and thank you. Thanks for the help, we really needed it.

— Melissa McCarthy, Melissa McCarthy Responded On Instagram After Being Called Out For Supporting An Anti-Abortion, Anti-Gay Charity

Melissa McCarthy celebrity news Pro-Choice Anti-Choice

I sound like such a bottom right now, but who wouldn’t want to get topped by Kate Winslet?

— Jill Gutowitz, PSA ‘Ammonite’ Has a Surprisingly Hot Lesbian Sex Scene

Ammonite Lesbian Sex Scenes LGBTQ Just Some Gay Stuff

Angel hair pasta sucks. That’s my point, supported by at least one of the good people of Italy.

— Rax King, Which Pasta Shapes Taste the Best? Let's Noodle Around and Find Out

Pasta Shapes Pasta food

I give people this anxiety test as a joke, because anxiety has become such a trend, and it deeply annoys me.

— Cazzie David, Go ahead, call her a spoiled celeb kid. No one shades Cazzie David better than Cazzie David

LOL Anxiety

They call it a tsunami divorce. You may spot a small wave of trouble in the distance, but you don’t believe the magnitude until it’s too late.

— Allyson McOuat, The Ghost Was the Least of Our Problems

Ghosts Hauntings Divorce Relationships

It's your game, take it.

— Allan Scott, Vasily Borgov, Marcin Dorociński, End Game

take it Win Chess

For a time, I was all you had. And for a time, you was all I had.

— Allan Scott, Jolene, Moses Ingram, End Game

Time Friendship Closeness

I hope this awful bitch I worked with years ago can never find jeans that really work on her, and also that she may have unfettered access to abortion services should she need them.

— Brandy Jensen, Can I Call My Ex-Friend a Whore and Still Be a Feminist?

feminism Women

Being vulnerable does not automatically ensure that intimacy will ensue.

— Phia Eleni, The Fetishization of Men’s Vulnerability

vulnerability

Then the pandemic happened, and what did we find? Tens of thousands of Uber and Lyft drivers, seeking unemployment but unable to get any benefits because their employers never paid into the state fund.

— Eddie Kim, Billionaires Tricked Us Into Voting for a Serfdom

Prop 22 Billionaires The Working Class Worker's Rights Gig Economy

We need to not ever use the words ‘socialist’ or ‘socialism’ ever again because while people think it doesn’t matter, it does matter. And we lost good members because of that.

— Lucy Diavolo, Democrats Are Fighting About the House — Here's Why

Democratic Party Liberals The House of Representatives

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