Latest Quotes

“Oh yeah, I ate a big red candle.”

— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Brick Tamland, Steve Carell, Anchorman

“You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese?”

— Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Ron Burgundy, Will Ferrell, Anchorman

“The memory of the night before dissipated, and a sense of exhilaration at the gathering of hundreds of people on a beautiful spring Saturday after how many days of social distancing—seventy? eighty?—was undeniable, the anger and risk notwithstanding.”

— Emily Witt , The New Yorker, A Weekend of Anger and Defiance Across New York City

“I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.”

— Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, Dr. Rumack, Leslie Nielsen, Airplane!

“Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, McCroskey, Lloyd Bridges, Airplane!

“I may bend your previous airplane, but I'll get it down.”

— Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, Ted Striker, Robert Hays, Airplane!

“Our one hope is to build this man up.”

— Jim Abrahams, Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, Rex Kramer, Robert Stack, Airplane!

“I am serious and don't call me Shirley.”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Dr. Rumack, Leslie Nielsen, Airplane!

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Captain Oveur, Peter Graves, Airplane!

“Do you like movies about gladiators?”

— David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Jim Abrahams, Captain Oveur, Peter Graves, Airplane!

“I was afraid to approach her. But that night, fate was on my side.”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Ted Striker, Robert Hays, Airplane!

“What a pisser.”

— Jerry Zucker, David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, Ted Striker, Robert Hays, Airplane!

“It's not the daily increase but daily decrease. Hack away at the unessential.”

— Bruce Lee

“The stillness in stillness is not the real stillness; only when there is stillness in movement does the universal rhythm manifest.”

— Bruce Lee

“Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way round or through it. If nothing within you stays rigid, outward things will disclose themselves. Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it b…”

— Bruce Lee

“The knowledge and skills you have achieved are meant to be forgotten so you can float comfortably in emptiness, without obstruction.”

— Bruce Lee

“All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.”

— Bruce Lee

“When one has reached maturity in the art, one will have a formless form. It is like ice dissolving in water. When one has no form, one can be all forms; when one has no style, he can fit in with any style.”

— Bruce Lee

“Choose the positive. You have choice, you are master of your attitude, choose the positive, the constructive. Optimism is a faith that leads to success.”

— Bruce Lee

“Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential.”

— Bruce Lee