Quotes tagged ‘serious’

“I am serious and don't call me Shirley.”

— Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, Jerry Zucker, Dr. Rumack, Leslie Nielsen, imdb.com

“I'm serious. I'm like the dick whisperer.”

— Alex McAulay, Matt Spicer, Max Winkler, Erica Vandross, Zoey Deutch, imdb.com

“I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.”

— Cameron Crowe, Penny Lane, Kate Hudson, imdb.com

“Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the ‘Miss Hawaiian Tropics’ contest. Why are you going to throw that all away? Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back. Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who ar…”

— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com

“Right, well, you gotta ask yourself seriously, though, you know, did I even want to piss and shit indoors, or was I actually born, you know, to defecate in the fields and the outhouses?”

— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Don't take life too seriously and always remember: it is just a passing fad.”

— Mick Jagger, the-talks.com

“Jimmy: Are you serious? Spinner: I've never been seriouser!”

— James Hurst, Jimmy Brooks, Drake, imdb.com

“Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute? Rita: I don't know. Can you?”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“Lightning McQueen: I'm serious! He's won three Piston Cups! Mater: He did WHAT in his cup?”

— Dan Fogelman, Joe Ranft, John Lasseter, Kiel Murray, Phil Lorin, Jorgen Klubien, Mater (voice), Larry The Cable Guy, imdb.com

“Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder.”

— Dan Vebber, Bender , Billy West, imdb.com

“I'm serious. I-I missed something once before, I won't... I can't let that happen again.”

— Howard Gordon, Gideon Raff, Alex Gansa, Carrie Mathison, Claire Danes, imdb.com

“We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.”

— Carlos Jacott, Burton 'Gus' Guster, Dule Hill, imdb.com

“Mary: Do you think it could be PTSD? Shawn: I think it's far more serious than a mere menstrual issue.”

— Bill Callahan, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com

“Don’t date me if you are not ready to fall into an ocean of passion and be drowned with love. When I love, I love fiercely. When I care, I care unconditionally.”

— Mitzi J Hernandez, thoughtcatalog.com

“I'm seriously considering asking my ex-wife to remarry me... But I'm worried she will think I'm just after her for my money.”

— madazzahatter, reddit.com

“I might not be in love, but I’m in like. I’m in serious like”

— Nicola Yoon, amazon.com

“And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.”

— Khaled Hosseini, amazon.com

“I’ll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.”

— Kanye West, telegraph.co.uk

“To enjoy life, you don't need fancy nonsense, but you do need to control your time and realize that most things just aren't as serious as you make them out to be.”

— Timothy Ferriss, amazon.com