Latest Quotes

“Oh goody, goody, gum disease.”

— Armando Iannucci, Daisy May Cooper, Charlie Cooper, Rav Mulcair, Nikki Amuka-Bird, Are You a Spider, Matt?

“You have to think before you speak.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Ryan Clark, Hugh Laurie, Was It Your Ears?

“Who knew shit could be so enchanting?”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Ryan Clark, Hugh Laurie, Was It Your Ears?

“Respectfully, fuck you.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Ryan Clark, Hugh Laurie, Was It Your Ears?

“He's using you as a toilet friend.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Karen Kelly, Rebecca Front, Was It Your Ears?

“I need a safe space to create.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, Was It Your Ears?

“I never say sorry. Like my hero, Gandhi.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, Was It Your Ears?

“All I give them is shitty yuck-yuck.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, Was It Your Ears?

“We're gonna suck a person out of this person.”

— Armando Iannucci, Jon Brown, Herman Judd, Josh Gad, Was It Your Ears?

“Hey, look! It's a little bit Alexis.”

— Nick Romano, 'Schitt's Creek' Funko Pops Are Coming — Love This Journey For Them!

“… a water droplet slowly rolling down …”

— New York Times, The Calm Place

“China said it would revoke the press credentials of Americans working for three major U.S. newspapers in the largest expulsion of foreign journalists in the post-Mao era, amid an escalating battle with the Trump administration over media operating in the two countries.”

— Wall Street Journal, China Banishes U.S. Journalists from Wall Street Journal, New York Times and Washington Post

“Wish I could get a little un-drunk so I could un-call you At five in the morning, I would un-fuck you But some things you can't undo”

— Fletcher, Undrunk

“I believe, and will never stop saying, that we will not only transcend this moment as a species but we will also be better humans on the other side of these undeniable tragedies. Realism and accuracy are essential but so is the human spirit. Not mutually exclusive human goods.”

— Scott Barry Kaufman (SBK), The Human Spirit Is Strong

“Look your cashier in the eye and tell them “thank you—you’re a hero.” I’ve never felt so tender buying groceries. There’s beauty everywhere still.””

— R E B E K A H P A H L, Thank You

“Please remember to over - do it on gratitude this week - your own practice and with others. Stress increases our natural negativity bias making it even harder to get through this tough time. Gratitude reminds us of all that is good amidst the difficult.”

— Nataly Kogan, Gratitude

“God, Tonight we pray for compassion, peace, and hope. We don't quite understand all that is happening, and we don't fully believe we can trust the leadership on which our lives and livelihood depend. You have to show us the way...”

— Brittany Packnett Cunningham , A Prayer

“Conversations will not be cancelled. Relationships will not be cancelled. Love will not be cancelled. Songs will not be cancelled. Reading will not be cancelled. Hope will not be cancelled. May we lean into the good stuff that remains.”

— Jamie Tworkowksi, Good Stuff Remains

“One day this is going to be over - can you imagine that day? How we’ll come out into the sun and laugh and hug and sing and dance and hold hands? I’m living for that day. It’ll be like nothing we’ve experienced before.”

— Glennon Doyle, One Day This Is Going To Be Over

““We invade tropical forests and other wild landscapes, which harbor so many species of animals and plants — and within those creatures, so many unknown viruses. We cut the trees; we kill the animals or cage them and send them to markets. We disrupt ecosystems, and we shake viruses loose from their n…”

— David Quammen, Opinion | We Made the Coronavirus Epidemic