On Thursday, through a line of skillful and at times ruthless questioning, California Congresswoman Katie Porter got the head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) to commit to free testing for all Americans who may be carrying the coronavirus.

— Stuart Emmrich, Vogue, Katie Porter Is the Coronavirus Heroine We Need Now

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I’m a nervous wreck most of the time these days, as are many of the people in my life, so amid all of that anxiety, why not laugh when things are funny?

— Emma Specter, Vogue, Twitter Has Thoughts on the Ups and Downs of Working From Home

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She holds my hand, you slap me in the face.

— Shia LaBeouf, James Lort, Shia LaBeouf, Honey Boy

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— Shia LaBeouf, Otis Lort (12 years old), Noah Jupe, Honey Boy

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I'm your cheerleader, honey boy. You trust me?

— Shia LaBeouf, James Lort, Shia LaBeouf, Honey Boy

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I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way there. Am I right?

— Shia LaBeouf, James Lort, Shia LaBeouf, Honey Boy

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I spend a lot of time with chicken.

— Shia LaBeouf, James Lort, Shia LaBeouf, Honey Boy

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You bet your little dick it's different.

— Shia LaBeouf, James Lort, Shia LaBeouf, Honey Boy

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Trudeau's office says Sophie Gregoire Trudeau has tested positive for the coronavirus.

— The Oregonian, Here are the famous people who have tested positive for coronavirus illness, COVID-19

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The COVID-19 outbreak has been a confusing time for Americans, but one thing has been glaringly clear: The U.S. is way behind when it comes to testing people for the coronavirus.

— Olga Khazan, The 4 Key Reasons the U.S. Is So Behind on Coronavirus Testing

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The Trump administration has announced a series of measures intended to speed testing for the coronavirus disease COVID-19: a new federal coordinator to oversee testing, funding for two companies developing rapid tests and a hotline for labs to call to get help finding needed supplies.

— Laurel Wamsley, Trump Administration Announces Measures To Speed Coronavirus Testing

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Every love story is a tragedy if you wait long enough.

— Lynn Renee Maxcy, Margaret Atwood, Commander Fred Waterford, Joseph Fiennes, Faithful

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You had to be brave to do this. So whatever it means, thank you.

— Lynn Renee Maxcy, Offred, Elisabeth Moss, Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum

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Everybody breaks. Everybody.

— Lynn Renee Maxcy, Nick Blaine, Max Minghella, Late

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