Latest Quotes

“A 100-year-old coronavirus patient suffering from Alzheimer’s has recovered after being treated with blood donated by former patients.”

— Emilia Jiang, Pensioner with Alzheimer's recovers from coronavirus aged 100

“At least 27 people have died from alcohol poisoning in the Khuzestan and Alborz provinces of Iran trying to prevent infection of the coronavirus, Iranian news agencies reported on Monday.”

— Somiah Malekian, 27 killed by alcohol poisoning in Iran trying to protect themselves from coronavirus

“I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes.”

— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, The Vic Allen Dinner

“Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.”

— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Dan Egan, Reid Scott, The Vic Allen Dinner

“What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizzface?”

— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, The Vic Allen Dinner

“The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room?”

— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hostages

“You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.”

— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hostages

“The key is that his horror stories aren’t scary without reason, but that they’re 'grounded in humanity. . . . You can take every monster that he creates and make it into sort of an avatar for whatever neuroses or anxieties people have in the world.'”

— Travis M. Andrews , Washington Post, From ‘The Outsider’ to ‘It,’ the joys — and challenges — of adapting Stephen King

“It’s so easy as you get older to find the best in who you’ve become, to make the most of it — and maybe even to get a little complacent about it.”

— Lindsay Crouse, New York Times, Opinion | My Ex-Boyfriend’s New Girlfriend Is Lady Gaga

“Yes, next time, things will go differently! So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

— Alexandra Petri, Washington Post, Opinion | So 2148 was a bust. But next time a woman runs for president will be different!

“Again, Warren said, 'Pregnancy discrimination is real,' and noted that the exchange they were having on air was itself part of the larger pattern that has permitted this kind of unfair treatment to continue, even after it became officially illegal in 1978, noting how often she has heard, 'We can’t r…”

— Rebecca Traister, The Cut, ‘You Believe He’s Lying?’

“Has the news been putting you in an apocalyptic mood lately? Well, the people who brought you 30 Rock may have just the thing.”

— Christian Holub , Entertainment Weekly, '30 Rock' producers Tina Fey, Robert Carlock land post-apocalyptic animated series at Netflix

“Wiry, naturalistic female figures populate her work, and she's been known to center her art around real-life subjects, as in The Murders of the Green River, which draws inspiration from serial killer Gary Ridgway's targeting of female sex workers.”

— Emma Specter, Vogue, 5 Female Artists Who Celebrate Women in Their Work

“An unattended hand sanitizer sits on a table, right next to a cappuccino, eyed covetously by the people nearby. Someone coughs. Everyone cringes.”

— Elise Taylor , Vogue, How Do You Date Amid the Coronavirus?

“Get your own ear, Van Gogh.”

— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, Hostages

“Get your own ear, Van Gogh.”

— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, Hostages

“I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.”

— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Hostages

“VP stands for 'very precious.'”

— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, Hostages

“Even as companies rush to develop and test vaccines against the new coronavirus, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and the National Institutes of Health are betting that scientists can do even better than what’s now in the pipeline.”

— Sharon Begley, To develop a coronavirus vaccine, synthetic biologists try to outdo nature

“This (very very) dangerous virushead doesn't get that the medical system will be overloaded, hence 0000000 more casualties from unrelated conditions & diseases owing to disruptions.”

— Nassim Nicholas Taleb, This