Once the sex goes, everything goes.
— Justin Nowell, Donna, Susie Essman, The Chicken and the Goat
Once the sex goes, everything goes.
— Justin Nowell, Donna, Susie Essman, The Chicken and the Goat
A mother always knows when her daughter's not getting any!
— Justin Nowell, Donna, Susie Essman, The Chicken and the Goat
What do you say we get dirty and bag some of your samples.
Hot piece of ass collecting soil samples.
Honestly, what scares me the most would be my life without you.
I got an idea. Start a fire, take the insurance money, don't look back! Arson is almost impossible to prove.
— Justin Nowell, Donna, Susie Essman, The Chicken and the Goat
The best kind of love is honest.
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Constance, Pam Grier, Pilot
You make my life into an adventure.
Put the cow on the phone, Rio! Put the cow on the phone right now! Let me tell 'em a thing or two.
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, Pilot
Fighting is when two people care enough to get ugly.
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Constance, Pam Grier, Pilot
Can we be alone together?
We have a lot of sexual chemistry. Enough said.
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Rudy, Ed Begley Jr., Pilot
She was born and raised in New York. She's never said hi to a neighbor. This is so fantastic.
I track your phone. What am I not gonna track your phone? I'm your mother.
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, Pilot
You've seen me at Whole Foods. I always walk straight up to the right heirloom tomato.
I'm done with New York. I need a simpler life.
Does your husband have a very large and/or interesting penis that's tempering your ability to make rational decisions?
— Elizabeth Meriwether, Lake Bell, Donna, Susie Essman, Pilot
Bid goodbye to the breezy summer read, falls' impending approach heralds the arrival of some heavyweight literary hitters.
There's no such thing as a single "gay gene" that drives a person's sexual behavior, concludes the largest genetic study ever conducted on the issue.
— Dennis Thompson, CBS News, Is there a "gay gene"? Major new study says no
Some say you should get a medal. Others reckon you should be kicked off the force.