Latest Quotes

“What this is, is that I take sweatpants, and I wrap them around my head.”

— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, Sandy Passage

“Um, this here is a skirt that I safety pin on. And if I want, I can make it a cape.”

— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, Sandy Passage

“Little Vivvy: I fell through the floor again. Big Vivvy: It's because you stomp!”

— Seth Meyers, Big Vivvy, Fred Armisen, Sandy Passage

“Oh, sure, it's, you know, it's a gorgeous town, but mother and I, we know the ugly part, the underbelly, and it's you know, it's sad.”

— Seth Meyers, Little Vivvy, Bill Hader, Sandy Passage

“I hate myself... and you don't.”

— Craig DiGregorio, The Awesome, Beck Bennett, Troll

“You can say 'fat,' you say it all the time.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“You're the fucking monster who has been torturing me everyday.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“Everyone is constantly telling me that I look like a kindergarten teacher.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“He's a full frickin' beefcake psycho.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“And the millennial pulls out the bully card.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, Troll

“Oh, but I don't use a shotgun. I use a little tiny knife.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“I want to make him dead, I guess.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“I've got all this troll adrenaline 'cause I'm all jacked up.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Annie, Aidy Bryant, Troll

“Nobody talks about your ass but me, motherfucker.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Ryan, Luka Jones, Troll

“A diagnosis is not an indictment; it is a path to treatment. It is a way to separate yourself from your disorder, a way to say, 'Oh, that’s why I behave in this way.' It’s a means of getting the help you need.”

— Molly Burford, Living With Borderline Personality Disorder Was Hell

“Knowing what’s going to happen can be very scary. It‘s not about whether or not there’s going to be a ghost in the bathroom mirror when the dad stops rubbing his eyes and looks up. It’s that this terrible thing is going to happen no matter what you do.”

— Tom Philip, Horror Movies Can Be Great, Even When They're Not Scary

“Most like-sellers promote two distinct products: one-time purchases, usually starting from around 99 cents per 100 likes, and expansive monthly packages that promise likes, followers and story views with customized delivery and automatic renewal.”

— Ethan Craft, Can’t buy me likes

“I'm gonna make fuck to you.”

— Sudi Green, Ryan, Luka Jones, Article

“Every time you treat her like dirt, which is often, and she comes crawling back that fucks with me.”

— Sudi Green, Fran, Lolly Adefope, Article

“It wasn't the violence that scared her. It was the fact that she knew no matter what he did, she'd still love him.”

— Sam Levinson, Rue Bennett, Zendaya, '03 Bonnie and Clyde