Latest Quotes

“There are five basic contaminants in a crime scene. I'll skip to the worse one. Other cops.”

— Jeremy Iacone, Lincoln Rhyme, Denzel Washington, The Bone Collector

“Police: Are you classified as human? Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”

— Robert Mark Kamen, Luc Besson, Korben Dallas, Bruce Willis, The Fifth Element

“Oh, I couldn't stop it Tried to slow it all down Crying in the bathroom Had to figure it out With everyone around me saying "You must be so happy now"”

— Maggie Rogers, Light On

“Reddit’s ranking algorithm often pushed flash-in-the-pan controversial threads to the top of the page, displacing threads with deep, meaningful conversations. The metric for success on the subreddit—a “delta,” which represents a view that’s been changed—wasn't built into the design; someone hacked t…”

— Arielle Pardes, ‘Change My View’ Reddit Community Launches Its Own Website

“All I carry is your voice in my pocket. A soft, soft reminder.”

— Alison Malee, soft, soft

“Conde Nast is the company behind some of the world’s most glamorous and influential magazines, including Vogue, the New Yorker, and Vanity Fair. It is also a company in decline, because the magazine business is in decline.”

— Peter Kafka, The company that owns the New Yorker and Vogue is bleeding money

“Family's a messy business. Ain't nothing thicker than blood.”

— Debra Sullivan, Adam Marcus, Kirsten Elms, Stephen Susco, Darryl, Shaun Sipos, Texas Chainsaw 3D

“My parents can't be spies! They're not cool enough!”

— Robert Rodriguez, Carmen Cortez, Alexa PenaVega, Spy Kids

“Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.”

— Guy Ritchie, Brick Top Polford, Alan Ford, Snatch

“Is a little erasure better than a lot of erasure? Is a little white supremacy leaked into our anti-racism work better than no anti-racism work at all?”

— Ijeoma Oluo, Confronting racism is not about the needs and feelings of white people

“The theory is that the immune system is directly affected by stress.”

— Julia Brucculieri, 6 Ways Stress Is Messing With Your Skin

“So now, all alone or not, you gotta walk ahead. Thing to remember is if we're all alone, then we're all together in that too.”

— Richard LaGravenese, Steven Rogers, Patricia, Kathy Bates, P.S. I Love You

“My parents were born into the good life. Old money, blue blooded, society sweethearts.”

— Leslie Caveny, Penelope Wilhern, Christina Ricci, Penelope

“While people’s brains certainly enjoy beauty, our appreciation is often not that straightforward because our perceptions are also influenced by everything else about a particular interaction.”

— Amanda Mull, Hot People Are Stressful

“Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body. Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow, Red, Danny McBride, Pineapple Express

“What's Home Alone?”

— Jordan Peele, Zora Wilson / Umbrae, Shahadi Wright Joseph, Us

“You listen to me. You know exactly who this is. You came into my house? You touched my child? You think you're crazy? I'll show you crazy. Just try me, bitch.”

— David Loughery, Sharon Charles, Beyoncé Knowles, Obsessed

“Gabe Wilson: You're scaring the kids. Jason Wilson: Too late.”

— Jordan Peele, Evan Alex, Winston Duke, Gabriel "Gabe" Wilson / Abraham, Winston Duke, Us

“Are you guys mentally challenged? Because, if you are, then I'm certified to teach you baseball.”

— Dan Harmon, Rob Schrab, Pamela Pettler, Jenny Bennett (voice), Spencer Locke, Monster House

“Listen to your wife, asshole!”

— David Loughery, Howard Korder, Abel Turner, Samuel L Jackson, Lakeview Terrace