Quotes tagged ‘shot’

“I got you a shot and you chickened out. You choked.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“More state legislatures are trying to create a legal way for dependent teens to get vaccinated, in particular the HPV shot, without their parents' consent.”

— Jacqueline Stenson, NBC News, nbcnews.com

“Do you want chaos? Fucking shoot me.”

— Christopher Keyser, Cassandra Pressman, Rachel Keller, imdb.com

“Red: I'm trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing shit because I'm stone or because I have no blood left in my body. Dale Denton: Well, you've been shot like seven times.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Judd Apatow, Red, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Phil: I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned. Rita: Oh, really? Phil: ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.”

— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com

“Bart: What the hell's menopause? Homer: Son, menopause is when the stork that brings babies gets shot by drunken hunters.”

— Dana Gould, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com

“Larry: Well, you grunt every shot and it's really annoying, and it's throwing me off. Cheryl: Oh! Is that why you're losing? Larry: It sounds like pigs fucking!”

— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“No matter what we do, whether we take the shot or not, we have to deal with the consequences.”

— Cherien Dabis, Miranda Shaw, Aunjanue Ellis, imdb.com

“Dad, women won't like being shot in the face.”

— John Swartzwelder, Lisa Simpson, Yeardley Smith, imdb.com

“Annie Walker: I saw a man get killed today. I lied to a Federal Agent. I was shot at. Auggie Anderson: Or as we call it, 'Thursday at the Agency.'”

— Chris Ord, Matt Corman, Auggie Anderson, Christopher Gorham, imdb.com

“Haircut! Move your fat head so I can get a clean shot!”

— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Mick Rory, Dominic Purcell, imdb.com

“I refuse to set foot on the Titanic. Whoever built that ship ought to be shot.”

— Grainne Godfree, Keto Shimizu, Dr. Martin Stein, Victor Garber, imdb.com

“Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears model.”

— Marc Guggenheim, Phil Klemmer, Nate Heywood, Nick Zano, imdb.com

“A shot in the dark rarely finds its target.”

— Tamara Becher, Madame Gao, Wai Ching Ho, imdb.com

“I imagine being shot by a woman hurts the same as being shot by a man. Just a bit more shameful.”

— Steven Knight, Tommy Shelby, Cillian Murphy, imdb.com

“Shoot me again? You best pray I'm dead.”

— Angela Kang, Daryl Dixon, Norman Reedus, imdb.com

“This is like shooting fish in a bathtub.”

— John W. Dunn, Texan, Paul Frees, imdb.com

“Oh, not this old bit. You point a gun at me, I pretend I'm gonna do what you say, then I pull out my gun, we do our little John Woo standoff, inevitably your arm gets tired, then you drop your gun and we have nobody-got-shot sex.”

— Seth MacFarlane, Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order. Mac: Wait, you shot a deer? Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!”

— Charlie Day, Jordan Young, Elijah Aron, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com

“You ought to be shot...or stabbed. Lose a leg. To be a surgeon, you know? Know what kind of pain you’re dealing with. They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified...but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?”

— Joss Whedon, Jubal Early, Richard Brooks, imdb.com