“Q: Why is Washington, DC full of lawyers and New Jersey full of toxic waste dumps? A: Jersey got first choice.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Washington DC, New Jersey
“You are among your own kind now. Take comfort in it. Find strength in it. A blessing on all of you. A blessing on this place. This witches’ place.”Tagged: Witches, Blessing
“Reddit’s ad business will grow nearly 55%, crossing the $100 million mark this year, according to eMarketer’s latest US ad forecast.”Tagged: Media Cliff Notes, Reddit
“Thank you for making me so happy.”Tagged: Happy, Thank You, you make me happy, Thanks For Being My Friend
“No matter what, I'll love you forever.”Tagged: Love, Forever Love, Unrequited Crushes, I'll always love you
“So what I mean when I say that it’s different being a woman writer, and particularly a mother who is also a writer, is that I don’t think male authors are physically assaulted by their spouses for gaining a modicum of success.”Tagged: Women, Writing, Artists, How to be a writer, Violence
“He tweeted me, asking for an $18 refund as compensation for our second date. To clarify, I paid for myself — this 'fee' was to cover his drink and meal.”Tagged: Dating, Date Stories
“I love looking down at my wrist and seeing a reminder of the first time I looked down and saw my breast in another woman’s mouth.”Tagged: Dating, LGBT, sexuality
“'It tells of the human longings never to be satisfied. The chill of the sea lies ever on her heart; the endless murmur of the waters is a poor substitute for the sound of human voices; never can this beautiful creature, troubled with emotion, experience on the one hand unawakened repose, on the…”Tagged: Chill of the Sea, Seaside , Impossible Brightness
“The worst feeling in the world is when you can't love anyone else, because your heart still belongs to the one who broke it.”Tagged: Sad Love Quotes
“Everything around is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.”Tagged: Inspirational Quotes
“May your blessings outnumber The Shamrocks that grow. And may trouble avoid you Wherever you go.”Tagged: Irish Blessings, Irish Toasts
“Some days I would feel so lonely that I couldn’t even sleep.”Tagged: Loneliness, Break Up, HONY, Depression