“You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it. All right?”Tagged: Woody Allen, Clarinet
“I’ve never met anyone who doesn’t eat sugar. Only heard about ’em. And they all live in this Godless place called Santa Monica.”Tagged: Healthy Diets, Sugar
“I think a fella should only take as long as the tune 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey to get dressed in the morning.”Tagged: Song, Get Dressed, Phil Collins, Philip Bailey
“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”Tagged: Belief, play on words, happy ending
“My relationship is the oxygen that gives me life.”Tagged: Love, Relationship, metaphor example, Oxygen
“To try is scary, you know, because you can end up losing a lot. But you have to put your heart out there.”Tagged: Try, scary, Losing, Loss
“We lost. Very badly. But we tried. We gave it everything we had, and for me, that is okay, because what's worse is not to try at all.”Tagged: Tried, Effort, Try
“And I knew right then and there that I was never gonna let anybody get by me without understanding that they might be hurting inside, you know. 'Cause life, it's hard. It's real hard.”Tagged: Life, Life Is Hard, hurt
“Well, you know my philosophy when it comes to cats, babies, and apologies, Coach. You gotta let 'em come to you.”Tagged: Philosophy, babies, cats, Apologies
“Keeley, a good mentor hopes you will move on. A great mentor knows you will.”Tagged: Mentor, Good, Great
“You know, fellas, we make a lot of choices in our lives every single day, ranging from, 'Am I really about to eat something called Greek Yogurt?' To, 'Should I leave my family and take a job halfway around the world?' Me choosing not to be forthright with y'all, that was a bad choice.”Tagged: Choices, Question, Reflection