Are you really going to let two prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?
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Bruce McDonald
Spinner: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Jimmy: No, you can't dance cause you suck!
Craig: How was the rest of the party? Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.
Toby: It's your lunch, from last week. J.T.: Solid to liquid in seven days, fascinating.
J.T.: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G! Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word. J.T.: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!
J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.
I'm fine, 'Mom'! So go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone!
Toby: You had a wet dream? JT: Shut up! Toby: Who was it about? JT: Your mom!
Sean: I've got a record, OK? Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga! Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear. Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you. Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.