Bruce McDonald

24 quotes

Film Director · Canada · Male

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From “Eye of the Beholder”

“Are you really going to let two prepubescent boys dictate your amusement?”

Tagged: Anti-Male, Prepubescent, Amusement

From “The Mating Game”

“Liberty: I could help you with your assignment. I get straight A’s. J.T.: And I get straight D’s. So why rock the boat?”

Tagged: straight a's, rock the boat

From “Rumors and Reputations”

“You know what, Emma? Go back to rain forests and whales. Because when it comes to people, you suck!”

Tagged: rain forests, Whales, you suck

From “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun”

“Spinner: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Jimmy: No, you can't dance cause you suck!”

Tagged: Anti-White, you suck

“Craig: How was the rest of the party? Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.”

Tagged: party, adults, 80s hits

From “Shout”

“Toby: It's your lunch, from last week. J.T.: Solid to liquid in seven days, fascinating.”

Tagged: Solid, Liquid, Lunch

“J.T.: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G! Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word. J.T.: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!”

Tagged: Boring, Fun, Stunned

From “Mirror In The Bathroom”

“J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”

Tagged: Strippers, Love, homework

“I'm fine, 'Mom'! So go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone!”

Tagged: Vampire, Leave Me Alone

From “Careless Whisper”

“Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?”

Tagged: Being Yourself, Sin

From “Dressed In Black”

“[shopping for condoms] Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored? J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”

Tagged: flavored condoms, Bacon, pina colada

From “Pride”

“Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in... Dylan: ...Milk?”

Tagged: homo, gay, milk

From “Gangsta Gangsta”

“Toby: You had a wet dream? JT: Shut up! Toby: Who was it about? JT: Your mom!”

Tagged: wet dream, your mom

“Sean: I've got a record, OK? Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga! Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear. Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you. Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.”

Tagged: Criminal Record, comedian, principal's office

From “Against All Odds”

“Spinner: Admit it. You have a man-crush! Marco: Oh, please. I mean, Spin—your hair? So last year. Your shoes—they never match anything you wear, and to tell you the truth, you're not even that cute!”

Tagged: man-crush

From “Holiday”

“Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever. Caitlin: And yet, here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...”

Tagged: Broken Heart, romance

From “This Charming Man”

“Mr. Raditch: Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Cameron? Sean: Yeah! Go to hell!”

Tagged: Go to Hell

From “Accidents Will Happen”

“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”

Tagged: pregnant, idiots

“Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.”

Tagged: Edgy, butter knife

From “Don't Dream It's Over”

“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up? Terri: He apologized. Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”

Tagged: Domestic Violence, Apologies

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