Quotes tagged ‘milk’

“Andrew, I gotta level with you, bud. You are out of shape. You struggle with stairs, and you have a hard time pouring milk. You're going to kill yourself.”

— Jennifer Flackett, Andrew Goldberg, Mark Levin, Nick Kroll, Maury the Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

“The bottom line: as long as it’s not dairy.”

— Annette McGivney , The Guradian, theguardian.com

“Friends can't expire. Friends aren't milk.”

— Jordan Weiss, Jules Wiley, Kat Dennings, imdb.com

“Roy: Hey, I hope you don’t mind—I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one. Then, POW, all at once. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Mr. Boorg: We don’t have a cow. We have a bull. Roy: I’ll…”

— Barry Fanaro, Mort Nathan, Roy Munson, Woody Harrelson, imdb.com

“A man walks into a coffee shop. But it’s not a joke. I bought coffee there last summer. Small, with milk. It’s never a joke to walk in or out of a shop unharmed. It’s easy to forget you aren’t a person being shot at. I’m not. I wasn’t, though I was there, last summer. Not-shot-at and I never knew it…”

— Lia Purpura, apmpodcasts.org

“Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in... Dylan: ...Milk?”

— Bruce McDonald, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, imdb.com

“Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Foster, Paul Soter, imdb.com

“You are the milk of human kindness, the light in my dark, dark world. Without you, life is a desert, a howling wilderness.”

— Michael Hirst, Henry VIII of England, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, imdb.com

“Milk comes from Mexicans? Oh my God, what's cereal made from?!”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.com

“A sandwich sure tastes better with milk.”

— Frank Tarloff, Opie Taylor, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“Dude, it's amazing. Look at this. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Charlie Kelly, Charlie Day, imdb.com

“Why is milk the fastest liquid on the Planet? It's PASTEURISED before you even see it!”

— FOOFlGHTER, reddit.com

“I looked into your fridge yesterday. I soya milk.”

— Razing_Armies, reddit.com

“You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.”

— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org

“You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization. She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

“I remember Mama poured me milk and tried to show me how to drink from a cup, but I wouldn't wait. I didn't want to be shown anything. I took the cup and spilled the milk all over me.”

— Etta James, amazon.com

“How do you milk a bunch of sheep? Release another EA title...”

— callyourcomputerguy, reddit.com

“Protein is one of the best ways to make your breasts grow! Try eating more milk, eggs, peanut butter, lean fish and chicken and nuts.”

— Jordin Keim, beauty.allwomenstalk.com