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Charlie Day

88 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Feb 9, 1976 · United States Of America · Male

Charles Peckham "Charlie" Day (born February 9, 1976) is an American actor, screenwriter, producer, comedian, and musician. He is best known for playing Charlie Kelly on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. On film, he is known for his role as Dale in the films Horrible Bosses (2011) and its 2014 sequel, as well as for his roles in Monsters University (2013), Pacific Rim (2013), The Lego Movie (2014) and Fist Fight (2017). 2Early life Day was born in New York City. His mother, Mary (née Peckham), was a piano teacher at The Pennfield School in Portsmouth, Rhode Island. His father, Dr. Thomas Charles Day, is a retired professor of music history at Salve Regina University in Newport, Rhode Island. His mother has English, Irish, and Welsh ancestry, while his father is of Irish and Italian descent. Day spent most of his childhood in Middletown, Rhode Island. Day attended Pennfield School and graduated from the Portsmouth Abbey School, both in Portsmouth, Rhode Islan

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From “The Gang Finds A Dumpster Baby”

Dude, it's amazing. Look at this. Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing.

milk Drink Amazing surprise

From “The Gang Gets Invincible”

The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump.

Drugs Poop Acid

From “The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo”

Mac, I'm gonna stop you right there. First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Secondly, I know you're trying to manipulate me. And it's not going to work. Get your hand off my shoulder because I've got a fatty to burn.

Sassy manipulation Smell Diss

From “The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation”

Dee: Those goddam North Koreans. Dennis: They are some sneaky bastards.

Sneaky

Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?

Sassy Pirate private mistake

From “The Gang Sells Out”

I'm not asking you to do anything, just turn a blind eye while I rob this place stupid.

Robbing blind eye

Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!

Jobs Employment Sarcasm

Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet, and squeeze down into a job cannon, AND FIRE OFF INTO JOBLAND, WHERE JOBS GROW ON JOBBIES?!!!

Jobs Employment Sarcasm

From “Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person”

Glue is for huffing, dude!

Glue Huffing

From “Bums”

I don't wanna see you or your dirty balls in my alley again!

balls Bums dirt Yelling mean

Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.

Bums masturbation Business

From “The Gang Dances Their Asses Off”

Mac: I do not even understand the smell coming from your body, dude. Charlie: Oh my God, dude, relax. Dude, I forgot to put on deodorant, okay? Mac: I have never once, never once seen you wear deodorant, Charlie, never once. Charlie: Yeah well, you never seen me once wash my testicles either but…

Smells Deodorant Washing testicles

From “Mac and Dennis”

Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order. Mac: Wait, you shot a deer? Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!

Deer shot Natural Order food

Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

Cannibalism food Politics Decisions

Cannibalism? Racism? Dude, that's not for us...those decisions are better left to the suits in Washington. We're just here to eat some dude!

Cannibalism food Politics Decisions

From “The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis”

Dennis: Lay it on us, bud. Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. Not gay sex.

gay Sex Euphomism Hard Work

Dennis: No, I'm not going to talk in a southern accent. It's bad enough that you wore this stupid 'disguise.' Charlie: But we're oil men! We would have southern accents. Dennis: Yeah, but we don't need bolo ties and stupid hats.

oil Southern Accent Bolo Ties Disguise

Yeah! Yeah, that's the classic setup. You know this, no? Look, every great crew in history has followed that basic dynamic, right? Looks, brains, wildcard. Think about it! The A-team did it. Scooby Doo did it. The Ghostbusters did it!

Team Setup Dynamic looks Brain

From “Mac and Charlie Die”

Of course I'm gonna explode. You think I'm not gonna explode?

Explode Overreact crazy

Of course I'm gonna explode. You think I'm not gonna explode?

Explode Overreact crazy

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