Josh: 'Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!' Cher: 'I am! You try driving in platforms.'
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Cher
Cher (/ˈʃɛər/; born Cherilyn Sarkisian; Armenian: Սարգիսեան, May 20, 1946) is an American singer and actress. Commonly referred to as the Goddess of Pop, she is described as embodying female autonomy in a male-dominated industry. She is known for her distinctive contralto singing voice and for having worked in numerous areas of entertainment, as well as adopting a variety of styles and appearances during her five-decade-long career. Cher gained popularity in 1965 as one-half of the folk rock husband-wife duo Sonny & Cher after their song "I Got You Babe" reached number one on the American and British charts. She began her solo career simultaneously, releasing in 1966 her first million-seller song, "Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)". She became a television personality in the 1970s with her shows The Sonny & Cher Comedy Hour, watched by over 30 million viewers weekly during its three-year run, and Cher. She emerged as a fashion trendsetter by wearing elaborate outfits on her television shows. While working on television, she established herself as a solo artist with the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart-topping singles "Gypsys, Tramps & Thieves", "Half-Breed", and "Dark Lady". After her divorce from Sonny Bono in 1975, Cher launched a comeback in 1979 with the disco-oriented album Take Me Home and earned $300,000 a week for her 1980–82 residency show in Las Vegas. In 1982, Cher made her Broadway debut in the play Come Back to the Five and Dime, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean and starred in the film adaptation of the same titl
Heather: 'It’s just like Hamlet said, ‘To thine own self be true.’' Cher: 'Hamlet didn’t say that.' Heather: 'I think I remember Hamlet accurately.' Cher: 'Well, I remember Mel Gibson accurately, and he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.'
Dionne: 'Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?' Cher: 'God, no! Nothing like that.'
Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.
She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.
I don’t get it. Did my hair get flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting? What’s wrong with me?
He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
Josh: 'You want to practice parking?' Cher: 'What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.'
Mel: 'So, what did you do in school today?' Cher: 'Well, I broke in my purple clogs.'
Cher: 'Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.' Lucy (storming off): 'I'm not a Mexican!' Cher: 'Great, what was that all about?' Josh: 'Lucy's from El Salvador.' Cher: 'So?' Josh: 'It's an entirely different country.' Cher: 'What does that matter?' Josh: 'You get upset if someone thinks you live…
Cher: 'Would you call me selfish?' Dionne: 'No, not to your face.'
As if!
Dionne: 'Uh, Hello? There was a stop sign.' Cher: "I totally paused.
Cher: 'Daddy, this is Tai.' Mel (to Tai): 'Get out of my chair.'
Mel: 'What the hell is that?' Cher: 'A dress.' Mel: 'Says who?' Cher: 'Calvin Klein.'
So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ’cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not…
That’s Ren and Stimpy. They’re way existential.
I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies’.
Christian said he’d call the next day, but in boy time that meant Thursday.