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by Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola and 13 others

As the friends feverishly swap lists of the hottest kids at school, newcomer Ali stokes the flames by announcing she's pansexual.

(4 total)

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Nick Kroll (5)Mark Levin (4)Andrew Goldberg (4)Jennifer Flackett (4)Connie the Hormone Monstress (1)Jay Bilzerian (voice) (1)Maya Rudolph (1)Jessi Glaser (voice) (1)Jason Mantzoukas (1)Lola (1)

“I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jessi Glaser (voice), Jessi Klein, imdb.com

Tagged: Moses, Old, President

“Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Jay Bilzerian (voice), Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Bi, sexuality

“Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Connie the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.com

Tagged: stuff your bra, Bacon, boys

“Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat. Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.”

— Mark Levin, Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Lola, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: dirty, Meat, metaphor example