Quotes tagged ‘cereal’

“We've got canned fruits and vegetables, canned fish and meats, hot and cold syrups, Post Toasties, Corn Flakes, Sugar Puffs, Rice Krispies, Oatmeal... and Cream of Wheat. You got... [then, telepathically to Danny] How'd you like some ice cream, Doc?...a dozen jugs of black molasses, we got sixty box…”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Dick Hallorann, Scatman Crothers, imdb.com

“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.”

— Gabe Liedman, Gil Ozeri, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Looks like somebody shit in their cereal.”

— Kevin Smith, Holden McNeil/Himself, Ben Affleck, imdb.com

“Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking 'Wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career.'”

— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com

“Douglas, did someone sprinkle a little extra pussy in your cereal this morning?”

— Matthew Carnahan, David Walpert, Clyde Oberholt, Ben Schwartz, imdb.com

“Milk comes from Mexicans? Oh my God, what's cereal made from?!”

— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.com

“Sam Weir: Is this the best cereal you've got? Neal Schweiber: I don't know. I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee. Bill Haverchuck: Before or after you shave?”

— Rebecca Kirshner, Judd Apatow, Rebecca Rand Kirshner, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com

“Joey: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat? Chandler: You think that's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.”

— Betsy Borns, imdb.com

“You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I've always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole milk!" That's more of an almond milk cereal, but live your dream.”

— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org

“I stepped on my corn flakes...Now I'm a cereal killer.”

— TheTruthSeeker12, reddit.com

“I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.”

— Ernest Cline, amazon.com