“Eleanor: I mean, somebody royally forked up. Somebody forked up. Why can't I say 'fork'? Chidi: If you're trying to curse, you can't here. I guess a lot of people in this neighborhood don't like it, so it's prohibited. Eleanor: That's bullshirt.”Tagged: Cursing, Heaven, Fork, joke, comedy
“Chidi: You are too selfish to ever be a good person. Eleanor: Well, I think you're wrong. Chidi: What country am I from, again? Eleanor: Sensodyne. Chidi: That is a brand of toothpaste.”Tagged: Selfish, joke, Ignorance, Good
“When I told a boyfriend something was 'no big deal,' it meant anything from 'I just bought weed from your nephew,' to 'I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I'm her bridesmaid.'”Tagged: joke, terrible, Boyfriend, Relationship
“Eleanor: Listen, man, I'm dead, you're dead, we all died, and now we're killing her. Pay it forward. Chidi: Uh, no, that's not what that means at all.”Tagged: Death, dead, Murder, joke
“Eleanor: Ugh, I hate jazz. Every jazz song is like 40 minutes long. It's like, we get it. You can blow on a trumpet. Wrap it up, Elton John. Chidi: Famously a piano player.”Tagged: Jazz, Music, Elton John, Celebrities, joke
“You saw us all on Earth: a selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days... Side note, I might legit be into Tahani.”Tagged: LGBT, Earth, Hell, Epiphany, realization
“I've only ever said 'I love you' to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin.”Tagged: Stone Cold Steve Austin, Celebrities, Pop Culture, joke, Love
“I mean, whenever I would do something crappy on Earth, there would be a little tiny voice in the back of my head that would say, 'Eleanor, don't grab that handful of olives from the salad bar. You know, you didn't pay for that,' or 'Eleanor, don't spit those olive pits onto the floor of the grocery…”Tagged: Conscience, Bad, Olives, food, Bad Deed