“If you ladies think I look good in sweatpants, wait till you see me in a suit.”Tagged: sweatpants, Attractive, Suit
“Last time I was on a stakeout, I was waiting for a Taco Bell to open. Did you know that they close sometimes? I guess to mop?”Tagged: stakeout, Taco Bell, Mop
“All right, if you guys don't know how and when to 'ooh' then just don't 'ooh' at all.”Tagged: Ooh, Do Something Right, Crowd, Sassy
“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”Tagged: Teacher, citizen, posture