“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself? Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a…”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes