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From “A Rapidly Mutating Virus”

Last night, a certifiable fox hit on me, and I did not respond. I masturbated furiously afterwards, but only after I'd rejected her.

Fox masturbation Rejection

You can't ever do anything fun because you're ruining your body with some ginger-headed parasite.

Anti-Ginger Prejudice Parasite

From “A Right Proper Story”

I'm already regretting not slapping you harder.

Regret

From “The Only Thing That Helps”

You know, when we had that moment in the pub, I thought to myself, 'After 33 years, I'm finally having a real moment with my father.' Can't believe what a fool I was. There wasn't a shred of truth in that moment. You were lying the whole time. You were dying, you didn't say a word. All you had to do…

Assholery Modicum Neglect Eulogies

From “No Longer Just Us”

The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.

Hate Misanthropy

From “Oil & Water”

I was a very sober child. Maybe I'll stay here and make up for lost time.

Finding More Time To Drink Alcohol Being Too Sober

Anyway, a vodka cellar is no place for sober little children.

Vodka Cellar vodka

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