“Bob: Wait, you read her diary? Linda: Yeah. Louise: What I can stomach. Linda: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs. Bob: Wha...what does it say? Linda: It says, ‘I’m not on drugs.’”Tagged: Anti-Jokes, Drugs, Diary
“Linda: [worried] They're not here! I got Tina's diary, let's see if it says anything. [reads diary] Dear Diary, tonight we're sneaking into the dangerous taffy factory. Also, if boys had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.' Bob: Ha, 'duderuses.'”Tagged: Duderuses, Diary, dangerous, Portmanteus